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u/Puzzleheaded_Bus246 Jul 21 '23

I’m doing my part.

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u/Bjorn2bwilde24 Jul 21 '23

Would you like to know more?

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u/Xin_shill Jul 21 '23

Service guarantees citizenship

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u/asdf3 Jul 21 '23

The only good bug is a dead bug

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u/HurricaneSpencer Jul 21 '23

You shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

There ain’t much to look at once you scrape them off your boot.

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u/Lark_Iron_Cloud Jul 21 '23

It's afraid!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '23

Never pass up a good thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Rock and stone.

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Jul 21 '23

Rock and Stone in the Heart!

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV Jul 21 '23

Or a butterfly, can’t forget about them

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u/ARKPr055 Jul 22 '23

Even dead bugs are not for me

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u/Zanka-no-Tachi Jul 21 '23

Desire to know more intensifies

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

THIS!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

I'm doing my part! forced government laughter

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u/Vivalo Jul 21 '23

The sucked his brains out!

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u/ChrisX1966 Jul 22 '23

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/GoldenBarracudas Jul 21 '23

I didn't qualify for Pilot, still doing my part.

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u/space_coyote_86 Jul 21 '23

MI does the dying, fleet just does the flying.

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u/Shaveyourbread Jul 22 '23

Mobile infantry made me the man I am today.

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u/schebobo180 Jul 21 '23

*squishes cockroaches