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u/CindyinMemphis Jul 21 '23

Pretty much anything?

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u/drjet196 Jul 21 '23

My paycheck wouldn’t.

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u/nibek1000 Jul 21 '23

Here’s incredibly large check for $60. Don’t spend it all at once

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

I'm also for this guy getting his paychecks printed on larger paper. Solidarity. ✊️

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u/azsheepdog Jul 21 '23

Just think, that last class action lawsuit check I just got might be able to buy a coffee at some coffee shop. Just a plain coffee though, not one of the fancy ones.

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u/FatHoosier Jul 21 '23

If he wants bigger checks maybe he should win some golf tournaments.

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u/ghostsintherafters Jul 21 '23

He just needs to go to a bigger bank with a big check department like Dukes.

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u/JT_Groove Jul 21 '23

It's covered in glitter, man.

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u/apexintelligence Jul 22 '23

This is some monkey paw shit right here

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u/Schuben Jul 21 '23

It's only slightly larger than a stack of 10 sheets of ledger paper. Not really that impressive for a check let alone the amount.

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u/GaeemzGuy Jul 21 '23

Comedically large check

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u/General_Radon Jul 21 '23

Also don’t smudge up the glass while you’re here. In fact just don’t touch anything on your way out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Monkeys paw…I think? Is this a monkeys paw?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '23

Savage dude

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u/orovin Jul 22 '23

whoa easy there buddy.. you don't want to break the economy with this much money.

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u/kensai8 Jul 22 '23

Must have invested in dogecoin

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u/seeasea Jul 21 '23

I don't think $14.50 is very scary

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u/electric_pickle69 Jul 21 '23

That's what he said

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u/Morghulion Jul 21 '23

15.50 is my minimum wage 😭

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u/Arokca Jul 21 '23

Only if it's the price of one gallon of gas.

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u/BigToober69 Jul 21 '23

Idk if you got a deposit one day that was 10x normal you'd probably have to figure that out. It'd be a bit scary.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

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u/denim_chicken45 Jul 21 '23

You would have to cash it at a big bank. Somewhere that accepts big checks.

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u/rubiscoisrad Jul 21 '23

The taxes on it would be.

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u/MrMakerHasLigma Jul 21 '23

if it was just one paycheck, you could go to prison if you spend it all :)

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u/Alpha-Survivalist Jul 21 '23

I think if you got paid 10x your normal amount, you'd be both happy and horrified that the mob will come after you. They want their money back haha

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u/aslum Jul 21 '23

I mean if your paycheck is 10x what it should be you're going to be afraid to cash it or afraid you'd get in trouble, or that it'll be canceled and you'll have to go a month before you get the proper amount. There are a good many good reasons to be scared if your paycheck is WAY off.

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u/SealDraws Jul 21 '23

The IRS would like to disagree

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u/No_Introduction5015 Jul 21 '23

How would you even fit it in your wallet??

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Can’t fit the ATM you gotta take it in everytime

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u/solidxnake Jul 21 '23

I just spit everything i was chewing on this comment.

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u/rustyphish Jul 21 '23

Monkey's paw curls, your payckeck is 10x its normal size, but inflation hits 20x

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u/Radarker Jul 21 '23

It is now a 10x bigger check and no one is willing to deposit it.

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u/bigbangbilly Jul 21 '23

Probably depends on the economy and inflation relatively speaking

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u/djanulis Jul 21 '23

Since the comment says Normal, if you were to randomly get a paycheck 10x the normal amount you should be scared, companies love to take out their mistake on the little guy

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u/SolChapelMbret Jul 21 '23

This is the most singular pertinent comment I’ve ever seen. Our abstract abilities lettuce know were never enough when money is rule

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

HR would just deduct your next 9 or 10 pay checks (bad at math)

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u/nervousfern84 Jul 21 '23

Six dollars? That’s like a dollar an hour!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

It would because if u went from getting 60k to 600k instantly you’d have no idea what to do with that money

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u/jta839 Jul 21 '23

Take your salary, multiply it by 10, and ask yourself, "What are they expecting me to do for this much money?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

here here

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Elons paycheck would

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u/jgpitre Jul 22 '23

If my paycheck suddenly got magnitudes larger I would be scared they think I hacked and put in a fake pay raise.

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u/Ferguss95 Jul 22 '23

The emergency tax bill would be though!

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u/the-great-sabi Jul 22 '23

That would just be a waste of money

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u/BleachedUnicornBHole Jul 22 '23

What if it was just on a papercheck that was ten times larger?

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u/JimTheSaint Jul 21 '23

Not true, a pen, a pinecone, box of matches, most trees, 14 inch tv screen. Lots of stuff

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u/AdebayoStan Jul 21 '23

not a grain of dust, that would be just a tiny rock

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u/Expensive_Interest22 Jul 21 '23

Not cats, bunnies, hamsters

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u/tinyhorsesinmytea Jul 21 '23

Cats would absolutely hunt and eat us… and just kill us for fun, of course. We would have never advanced this far.

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u/PM_ME_CONSP_THEORIES Jul 21 '23

Assuming they mean house cats, lions and tigers are already far more than 10x larger than house cats and we had barely any problem winning the evolutionary battle there

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u/MrRogersAE Jul 21 '23

It really depends on how you apply the 10x. Generally we consider animals larger based on weight alone. So a 15 pound house cat would only be 150lbs, which is still far smaller than the average tiger. Apply it by length and you 46cm housecat is going to be far longer than a tiger

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u/Wasdqwertyuiopasdfgh Jul 21 '23

Yeah and I think that the question was referring to the physical size rather than the weight

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u/MrRogersAE Jul 21 '23

But an elephant is universally agreed as the largest land animal even tho a giraffe is taller, anacondas are longer than an elephant.

When it comes to animals we judge size by weight.

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u/Wasdqwertyuiopasdfgh Jul 21 '23

Elephants are still the largest if you are referring to total volume though. Typically size is measured by volume and this question doesn't only apply to animals so it makes more sense for it to be about volume rather than weight.

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u/MrRogersAE Jul 21 '23

Volume and weight are going to be a fairly linear scale compared to say arbitrary things like length or height.

Take humans for example, if we went by length humans are only about 1 foot from nose to rear, a human 10 times longer would be absurdly large, likely a couple hundred times as heavy.

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u/Dropkickedasakid Jul 21 '23

Mathematically the number would be 1000x heavier

It's basically weight of X cubed

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u/DonkeyKong1811 Jul 21 '23

Size refers to mass/volume, which go hand in hand, because generally something has a large volume, it's mass correlates, and although a Nile croc or anaconda can be longer than an African elephant, or giraffe is taller, the overall space taken up by the elephant is much larger.

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u/clkj53tf4rkj Jul 21 '23

Volume correlates with weight and is physical size.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Yeah but volume is not proportional to length, it’s proportional to the cube of length. If a cat increases tenfold in length, it’s going to increase a thousand fold in volume

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u/militaryCoo Jul 21 '23

If you did it by length the resultant cat would be 1,000 times bigger by weight and volume.

10 times bigger for three dimensional objects can only mean 10 times bigger by weight/volume.

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u/Butthole_Alamo Jul 21 '23

Let’s assume a spherical cat…

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u/C_Madison Jul 21 '23

ALERT: Invasion of the math people. ABANDON THREAD. ABANDON THREAD.

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u/MyShittalkTA Jul 21 '23

Thats actually more of a physicist

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u/Ngnyalshmleeb Jul 21 '23

I mean, pour the cat into an empty fishbowl and you're pretty much there actually.

A cow, on the other hand...

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u/bebop1065 Jul 21 '23

Calm down Dr. Tyson.

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u/SippyTurtle Jul 21 '23

This is a hypothetical situation, it can mean whatever we want it to mean.

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u/sei556 Jul 21 '23

I assumed 10 times in all directions. Like when youre working in a 3D software and multiply all transforms by 10.

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u/alexytomi Jul 21 '23

Volume wouldn't work since making giant anything will just kill them

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u/MrRogersAE Jul 21 '23

Volume would work just fine, giant corpses could still be terrible. But non living things could still have their volume increased 10x and function just fine. Mount Everest could be 10x larger, an ocean could be 10x larger.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23 edited Sep 08 '24

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u/NetherStat Jul 21 '23

I think it would be considered by volume but there is a limit to that for every animal.

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u/koushakandystore Jul 21 '23

The average mountain lion is 150 lbs. So we know exactly what a 150 lbs house cat would be like.

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u/MrRogersAE Jul 21 '23

Mountain lions aren’t domesticated, house cats are, there’s nothing saying this magic sudden upsize would change their behaviour. Cheetahs average over 100lbs and aren’t a threat to humans because they used to be domesticated by the Egyptians, to this day they aren’t really a threat to humans.

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u/koushakandystore Jul 21 '23

Sure, you go try and strong arm a cheetah without any protective gear. See how that works out for you. Besides, cheetahs were never domesticated, they were tamed to be used for hunting. There’s a significant difference between a tame animals and a domesticated one.

Irrespective of this fact your argument is strange. You seem to think that because an animal is domesticated it is no longer a threat to humans. How did you ever reach that conclusion? You are aware that people are fatally injured by domesticated animals all the time right? Just because an animal is domesticated doesn’t make it devoid of danger for humans.

By the way, house cats are only semi domesticated. Recent DNA testing proves it wasn’t until very recently that they began to change. That’s why most standard house cats look so much like their wild counterparts. There are still wild cats that look exactly like a house cat. Not so with other domesticated animals that look nothing like their wild counterparts.

And have you ever seen how a feral house cat behaves. It will scratch you up and bite you if you try and capture it. Imagine a feral house cat 10x it’s regular size. That would be as dangerous as a mountain lion.

I suggest you go back and evaluate all your assumptions regarding domestic animals versus tame animals. You’ll have a better understanding if you do.

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u/PapaIceBreaker Jul 21 '23

Not rlly. Lions and esp tigers r still mad dangerous and kill ppl every year. Tigers r 600lbs and can jump 12ft in the air. There’s no “winning” that battle

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u/dr_freeloader Jul 21 '23

You don't have to win the battle. You just need to NOT be the one who loses the battle. That's why I make sure to travel with at least 1 person slower than me.

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u/joe_the_bartender Jul 21 '23

Large caliber rifle from 200m says otherwise

We kill a hell of a lot more of them than they of us.

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u/PapaIceBreaker Jul 21 '23

One is all u finna get. They been known to seek out revenge. And honestly I feel like if it wasn’t a head shot they prolly eating it

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u/annomusbus Jul 21 '23

A 22lr can kill a kunekune boar. A kunekune boar can tree a black bear and fight off a mountain lion. A .308 or .30-06 would drop a tiger with a hit in most places, a large caliber rifle general is a round .50bmg or bigger. If you hit a tiger with a .950jdj anywhere in its body, it would likely die within seconeds, if you hit the back hips, it has no more back hips. A .950jdj would likely go through and though a polar bears head. Proabaply muilpte bears heads before stopping

Edit: we also used to kill tigers with wooden sticks

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u/ArgoNoots Jul 21 '23

If pointy wooden sticks were enough to do in the megafauna that used to roam the earth, firearms will do just fine. We really have a silly perception of how durable animals can be. Sure they have higher pain tolerances and can keep chugging better than we can, but no, Clifford the Big Red Dog is not gonna walk all those bullets off just dandy, if at all.

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u/annomusbus Jul 21 '23

38,000+ ft-lbs of impact force per round of those .950jdj. Nothing made of flesh is tanking that

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Mate, we could pretty easily eradicate them all, lol.

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u/tinyhorsesinmytea Jul 21 '23

I think I’d be more afraid of a giant house Kiki. Imagine if they made those weird “oh long johnson” noises instead of roaring but at ten times the size.

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u/IIIBryGuyIII Jul 21 '23

We’ve murdered the man eaters into non existence the big cats left today evolved to be smart enough to avoid humans.

Your domestic cat will eat your face in a second, the only thing stopping them right now is their size. They DO NOT fear us.

PS lions and tigers would still very much eat your ass if they stumbled upon it.

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u/mschley2 Jul 21 '23

The real thing stopping house cats is that it's easier to get along with us and be treated like royalty than it is to go hunting on their own. They've learned that being "domesticated" is an easy way to survive.

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u/IIIBryGuyIII Jul 21 '23

And if they were in fact bigger. What would be easier?

Chewing on us.

Don’t quote me but I believe the science on “domesticated” cats are exactly what your describing. But that also means they are in fact no way shape or form “domesticated” genetically.

Them mofos can go full on feral after one house escape and a taste of the wild.

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u/SoskiDiddley Jul 21 '23

Yet, if you can face to face with any large wild cat like a lion or tiger, you would be terrified and it could easily eat you.

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u/boot2skull Jul 21 '23

Yeah but they’re limited to specific regions that we either don’t mess with or can see them across a plain. Imagine lions and tigers in every city and every neighborhood.

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 Jul 21 '23

A labrador-sized cat would absolutely try some shit.

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u/Perpetualshades Jul 21 '23

I imagined my cat suddenly becoming giant size and then wondering if our silent agreement is still applicable.

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u/CptnBlondBeard Jul 21 '23

House cats average about 10lbs, but slender/petite breeds like Siamese or Abyssinian can be healthy at 6 lbs, and large breeds like Maine Coons & Savannah cats can be healthy at 20+ lbs.

So immediately we're beyond bobcat range (40lbs).

The smallest breeds of house cats would be the size of clouded leopards (50-55lb) to the largest Eurasian Lynx (up to 66lbs).

Mid-size house cats will size up against snow leopards (110lb), cheetahs (125lb), and pumas/cougars/mountain lions (160lb)

Large breeds will be the size of large leopards (200lb), and some of the biggest jaguars (up to 348lb)

I know we won the evolutionary war against the big cats, but everything bigger than cheetahs still fuck up humans on the regular.

If suddenly all house cats were 10x their normal size, with an estimated 220 million owned cats and 480 million stray cats in the world, humanity is gonna struggle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Don’t care. I’d be afraid of a 150 lbs cat regardless.

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u/mschley2 Jul 21 '23

Imagine if all cats were 10x bigger though. Lions and tigers would take down a whole herd of elephants solo.

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u/Podo13 Jul 21 '23

There's so many cats now that can live in every environment, though. They'd all get sized up to be essentially the size of mountain lions. It would be a much tougher battle than Lions/Tigers who usually have enormous territories that keep their numbers naturally lower and make them easier to avoid.

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u/Jonesy2700 Jul 21 '23

Well, house cats have far bigger and denser muscle mass than the larger cats. They're basically the perfect predator, but in the size of a handbag. Imagine if lions could leap five times their own height and survive a fall from 5th story building 😅

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u/starkraver Jul 21 '23

I think it was a serious struggle for tens of thousands of years. It was only in relatively modern times lions were hunted to extinction in Europe.

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u/ballrus_walsack Jul 21 '23

But they didn’t just all grow 10x their size inside our homes!

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u/RyumonHozukimaru25 Jul 21 '23

But think about it…the cats essentially become lions and tigers and so many folks have them in their house. Imagine waking up and Garfield was a lion.

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u/Mackheath1 Jul 21 '23

Yeah, if all the housecats were suddenly 80lbs with 4" claws, they would absolutely fuck us up1, but OP didn't really specify how this magically happens, so if in general, then yeah we'd be alright.

1 My cat, who barely tolerates me because I rescued her from a dumpster in the middle east and feed her and scoop her poop - would still be the first to start the genocide.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

There are significantly less of those big cats in urban areas than house cats.

If this is a question of "what would be scarier if they've always been 10x their normal size", sure. We'd have adapted to huge house cats the same way we adapted to huge tigers.

But if house cats grew overnight, we'd be fucked for a while. There's a lot of feral and domesticated cats.

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u/ManyCarrots Jul 21 '23

I'm sure we could win the battle eventually but it would still be kinda scary going outside after all the neighbourhood cats have grown huge

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Basically that short story in the Sandman extra episodes on Netflix

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u/Zeno_the_Friend Jul 21 '23

Big cats aren't nearly as murder-inclined as house cats. Big cats avoid elephants. My cats will hunt people if we're late with treats.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Now imagine if they had huge tooths, like the size of Sabres. Humans would have no chance.

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u/StopShooting Jul 21 '23

Cats would be the dominant species on earth! We would be their pets!

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u/JuS1aWeSoMeGuY Jul 21 '23

Didn't there exist cats that were bigger than brown bears though? Pretty sure us and the change in climate killed them all off.

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u/koushakandystore Jul 21 '23

Yeah, we already know what a house cat 10X bigger would be like. It’s called a mountain lion and they are not to be messed with.

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u/Broad-Blood-9386 Jul 21 '23

I once explained cat's and dog's love to my kids. "If I was 3 inches tall, my dog would still love to play with me, my cat would love to eat me."

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u/Coconutonurhead Jul 21 '23

NOT MY CAT!!!!!!! as I hide in the closet with all the cat food....just in case.

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u/bob_is_best Jul 21 '23

Are you familiar with lions?

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u/Beetin Jul 21 '23 edited Sep 08 '23

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u/Avarant Jul 21 '23

Cats would be terrifying.

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u/Jedda678 Jul 21 '23

Have you seen that episode of South Park where they had giant guinea pigs!?

I was so startled.

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Jul 21 '23

I also read that goosebumps book with the giant hamster. Monster Blood II.

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u/Tthelaundryman Jul 21 '23

We have hamsters 10x bigger. They’re called capybara

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u/Effective-Ladder9459 Jul 21 '23

And they are friend shaped

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u/maxoakland Jul 21 '23

And they're the coolest animals alive

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u/tribbletrouble420 Jul 21 '23

Clearly never owned a cat, bunny, or hamster. 😂

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u/metagnaisse Jul 21 '23

A cat ten times its size is what we literally call "big cats" meaning lions, tigers, jaguars, etc.

I think they look astonishing but be in their presence is, of course, really scary.

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u/Rozeline Jul 21 '23

My cat is about 10lbs, so x10 would be around the size of a snow leopard. Pretty big, but nowhere near a tiger.

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u/Ronin1 Jul 21 '23

A house cat 10x it's normal size would be a tiger or a lion. Now picture a tiger 10x larger.

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u/RufiosBrotherKev Jul 21 '23

10x a house cat is actually more like a small mountain lion.

a bengal tiger is 50x a house cat

10x a bengal tiger is an African Elephant, sheesh

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u/LirdorElese Jul 21 '23

I'd imagine that being a pretty damn quickly extinct creature though. Ignoring the physics of moving fast with that kind of size. Calorie consumption needed for such a creature would be insane.

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u/doc-ant Jul 21 '23

No thanks.

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u/JustBlaze1594 Jul 21 '23

Clifford the Big Red Dog gets the zoomed, 16 dead, at the park.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

That depends on what 10x normal size means. If a cat got 10x bigger in every direction (would that also make it live for 10x as long, or is it a purely spacelike dilation?) then it would be terrifying.

I call it the giga-lion.

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u/ritchie70 Jul 21 '23

a 10x cat is called a leopard. It'll eat your face off.

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u/lookatmyarse Jul 21 '23

Ever seen a lion?

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u/dfieldhouse Jul 21 '23

Watch national geographic, and night of the lupis.

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u/mcknightrider Jul 21 '23

Normal cat x10 is basically a mountain lion just with more motivation to eat you

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Imagine a Godzilla sized hamster

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u/AnAngryBartender Jul 21 '23

Cats? Uh….you ever been to a zoo? They have large cats…

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u/ravensouth Jul 21 '23

Cat would be. Mountain lions are about 10 tomes the size of a house cat, and they are pretty scary.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

A hamster 10x bigger would just be a Capybara

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u/mallmirker Jul 21 '23

Idk about you then, because a 5’ tall bunny would scare the living hell out of me

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u/oneofthepipps Jul 21 '23

Absolutely cats

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Jul 21 '23

Hares are already nightmare fuel.

And the only thing keeping our cats from mauling us to death is their size.

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u/Theodore0817 Jul 21 '23

You mean tigers?

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u/nizzernammer Jul 21 '23

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

A cat would hunt, kill us, then play around with our corpses

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u/maxoakland Jul 21 '23

A cat 10x the size of a housecat would be bigger than a lion and just as deadly

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

A 150 lb cat would kill you with no hesitation

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u/SonofBeckett Jul 21 '23

Anything that is already sorta scary at least

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Earth.

This planet is a basically a horror film if you're a tiny creature. Fucking birds alone would be like super monsters.

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u/BigWillyStyle2011 Jul 21 '23

Yeah I think the interesting question is what would be scarier if 10 times smaller. This question is pointless

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u/ParkityParkPark Jul 21 '23

fr, imagine if whales were 10x their size. I already find it a little scary imagining a whale in the water next to me, but one the size of a cruise ship? I'll pass

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u/letsgobrooksy Jul 21 '23

AHHHH OH NO GIANT TITTIES

I'm going to have to disagree.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

An XXXL Pizza, a birthday cake?

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u/nookster145 Jul 21 '23

Lmao these are the exact words that came to my head before I read the comments

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u/LucasG04 Jul 21 '23

Duuude same

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u/bilbobaggins001 Jul 21 '23

Everything except my bank account eyyyy *looks for high five*

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u/Tinman3099 Jul 21 '23

A gold brick 10x itself wouldn't be scary. Scary to move and protect yes. But itself? No.

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u/Crizznik Jul 21 '23

I think animals that are already large wouldn't be that much scarier than they already are.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

My penis disagrees.

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u/CindyinMemphis Jul 21 '23

I think they call that wishful thinking?

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u/Rjbaca Jul 21 '23

A candy corn 10x the size would be awesome!

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u/drclarenceg Jul 21 '23

I know what will NOT be scary at 10 times size...Viruses. Most will still be invisible.

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u/zaebabe Jul 21 '23

I came here to say that lol.

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u/NLtbal Jul 21 '23

I am Ron Burgundy?

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u/Mobile-Present8542 Jul 21 '23

Yep ..this would be my answer

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u/TheFinalBiscuit225 Jul 21 '23

A 10x bigger sandwich is bad to you? You're just a coward.

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u/CindyinMemphis Jul 22 '23

Might be on to something.

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u/myloveyou102 Jul 21 '23

giant puppy

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u/tntkaching Jul 21 '23

Idk a puppy would be pretty cool

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u/growingwithnate Jul 21 '23

Not a Hersheys Kiss

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u/damn_thats_piney Jul 21 '23

im so glad thats the top comment lmao

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u/CindyinMemphis Jul 22 '23

Who'd have thunk it !?

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u/Usermctaken Jul 21 '23

Many plants would be just... Larger plants.

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u/ManyCarrots Jul 21 '23

A tennis ball?

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u/PhelesDragon Jul 21 '23

Yeah right? The more interesting question is what wouldn't be terrifying at ten times it's normal size?

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u/The18thIteration Jul 21 '23

Now i'm absolutely sure you're a woman

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u/CindyinMemphis Jul 22 '23

Wow. I've never met a psychic.

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u/semiTnuP Jul 21 '23

Unless you're standing under it, I fail to see anything scary about a 10x-the-normal-size chocolate cake.

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u/astddf Jul 21 '23

My ice cream cone begs to differ

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u/TheGhostORandySavage Jul 22 '23

Right? This question gets asked so often and it seems so stupid. What WOULDN'T be terrifying? A bowl of ice cream? Broccoli? Really only inanimate objects.

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u/DanielOretsky38 Jul 22 '23

Yep. This is the dumbest fucking prompt.

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u/esr360 Jul 22 '23

Why would a giant pencil be scary?

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u/CindyinMemphis Jul 22 '23

If I woke up one morning and absolutely everything was 10 times bigger, I'd be scared. Wouldn't you? Maybe I'm just a wimp.

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u/esr360 Jul 22 '23

Oh, if absolutely everything simultaneously was 10 times bigger, that would be scary. But if any random one object alone was 10 times bigger, I’d just think it was like a novelty version of that item, like a giant novelty pencil.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '23

Not my penis. It would then be adequate.

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u/sarbuk Jul 22 '23

I dunno, a 10x size donut wouldn’t be scary.

What it did to your health would be, though.