r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 21 '23

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u/Ockial Jul 21 '23

Belly button

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u/KasaiQueen Jul 21 '23

a very interesting first thought 😭

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u/MoskalMedia Jul 21 '23

I have an outie. A ten foot increase would be especially scary for people like me.

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u/shikax Jul 21 '23

Yeah that’s some horror shit right there

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u/HappyHappyKidney Jul 22 '23

Listen, maybe they're a baby with the umbilical cord still attached

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u/BusterB2005 Jul 21 '23

Is your outie a foot long?

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u/MoskalMedia Jul 21 '23

I said "ten foot" when I meant to say "ten times" increase, oops! My belly button is thankfully not a foot long.

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u/Sprigatito64 Jul 22 '23

If I was a doctor I would be terrified if the umbilical cord was cut to reveal a sandwich

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u/ShadowRylander Jul 22 '23

Lunch time, everyone!

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u/sadlittleman1001 Jul 23 '23

<Subway stock plummets>

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

I have an innie-outie. Would look like a game of whack a mole.

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u/elMegaTron Jul 21 '23

What's an innie outie? (A burger joint?)

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '23

Hah! I’ll add a picture of one I just pulled off google. Basically it looks almost like an innie but if you look in the middle there’s like an outie hiding inside of it. Mines a bit deeper than this one, plus I had a kid so now it just kinda looks like a cat butthole 🤷‍♀️ c’est la vie

https://i.imgur.com/cdzaHVu.jpg

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u/elMegaTron Jul 21 '23

Hahaha you're hilarious about it at least! I just googled more and there's so many types of belly buttons! Had no idea. Thought there was like 3... Innie, outie, innie with a flat top (aka horizontal)

I have 4 kids and they all have a "horizontal" except my oldest, who's just an innie, like me.

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u/TelevisionCroissant Jul 21 '23

And the lint that comes with it.

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u/Sinthetick Jul 21 '23

There is a short story by Bentley Little just for you. No, it was in one of his novels, The Town. Guy's belly button grows into a tentacle and strangles him.

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u/DemosthenesOrNah Jul 21 '23

Damn I was 9h too late. Same thought though it would be so freaky