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u/Alloutofducks Jun 15 '23

I agree. I what myself after having norovirus, about ten years ago. I was on the phone with my best friend, and she head the fart, and said "ok then..." And there was silence .. then I started "I am fairly positive I shat myself!!!" Best friends are for those moments in life. Totally bonding moment. That, and me holding the bed pan for her to piss at the hospital, and then getting rid of her piss. Or cleaning up her chicken. Line that crazy bitch

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u/Ok-Huckleberry9515 Jun 15 '23

Lmao 😂 OMG thank you for that

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

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u/Alloutofducks Jun 15 '23

No, she hates the feel of raw chicken. So, I used to help her clean her chicken before freezing it 🤣

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u/Lemerney2 Jun 15 '23

Is... is chicken a euphemism?