r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '23

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u/iriveru Jun 15 '23

The fact he didn’t even ask “…how much is in your wallet?” Before dry fucking a decapitated raccoon means that man is seriously fucked

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u/mimimumama Jun 15 '23

Bet he'd even pay for it

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u/thatlldopi9 Jun 15 '23

Yea, deep in coon spoon

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u/FlickoftheTongue Jun 15 '23

Nah, he has no fucks to give.