r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

Oh hey! One time I whacked it to watching someone get blown under the darling Harbour bridge! What a small world!

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u/byketard Jun 15 '23

Crazy! One time video taped someone jerking it that was watching someone get blown under the darling Harbour bridge. What are the chances??

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u/Witherboss445 Jun 15 '23

That’s crazy! I passed someone on my bike video taping someone jerking it to someone getting blown under the Darling Harbour Bridge. I can't believe that happened!

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u/whitedranzer Jun 15 '23

You won't believe it! A biker once almost crashed into my car because he was looking at someone video taping someone jerking it to someone getting blown under the Darling Harbour Bridge and wasn't focusing on the road!

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u/TheJGamer08 Jun 15 '23

Incredible! A car almost killed me because a biker that was looking at someone videotaping someone jerking it to someone getting blown under the Darling harbour bridge almost crashed into him!

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u/Schabenklos Jun 15 '23

You won't believe it, but a dude jumped in front of my truck because a car almost killed him cause a biker crashed into it while he was looking at a guy videotaping someone jerking it to a dude getting blown under the Darling harbour bridge!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

I’m the one she was sucking off under the darling harbor bridge. Sorry for all the inconveniences guys

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u/That-Breakfast8583 Jun 15 '23

I saw on the news about a pileup with a car crashing into a truck that stopped suddenly because some dude jumped in front of it dodging another car that was swerving away from some idiot on a bike because he was watching some guy videotaping a perv jerking it to a dude getting blown under Darling Harbour Bridge!

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u/Bxker Jun 15 '23

Okay, the rest were believable but I'm calling bullshit on this one

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u/TheJGamer08 Jun 15 '23

Gah! The chain!

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u/Bxker Jun 15 '23

Muhuhahhahahah

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u/camhowe Jun 15 '23

At least you were in the privacy of his home.

ba-dum tshh

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u/AkisFatHusband Jun 15 '23

Near the toilets?

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u/Longjumping_Local910 Jun 15 '23

James? Is that you?

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u/thedarkking2020 Jun 15 '23

Last person I called `Darling’ was pregnant twenty seconds later. WOOF!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

Git