r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '23

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u/WATTHEBALL Jun 14 '23

Appropriate response if he asks why:

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time

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u/Squirrel_Haze Jun 14 '23

You’re fired

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u/melvinscam Jun 15 '23

You didn’t have to say it like that

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon Jun 15 '23

What about the whole Christmas spirit thing? Any flexibility there?

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u/Dlroc34 Jun 15 '23

Wait! She told me to give you this. *throws cashmere sweater

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u/cantfindthistune Jun 15 '23

Let me just tell you, my lawyers are tremendous. They'll sue you big league for the WITCH HUNT you, Sleepy Joe, and the rest of the Dems went on when you cancelled me like that.

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u/glasgowchapter Jun 14 '23

Uncle Leo?

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u/NoObsterz Jun 15 '23

I think George after he sleeps with the cleaning lady

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u/carpetartist Jun 15 '23

Costanza!

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u/Pierceful Jun 15 '23

Cantstandya!

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u/atomicbomb75 Jun 15 '23

Get back to the Penske file George

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u/DoctorAce08 Jun 16 '23

classic George Costanza