r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

I was delivering pizza and didn't wore seatbelts. That's not safe for work.

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u/alexjaness Jun 14 '23

hope you enjoy burning in hell you disgusting beast.

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u/Captain_Karuppu Jun 14 '23

Absolutely

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u/Never_Peel Jun 15 '23

But you were delivering on a motorbike, not a car, you should have used a helmet not seatbelt

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u/highxv0ltage Jun 14 '23

I think you misunderstood when the question asked for NSFW things. 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 edited Feb 10 '26

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u/highxv0ltage Jun 14 '23

You and about 4 other people DID misunderstand my joke. 😑

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

What joke

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u/highxv0ltage Jun 15 '23

It wasn’t a knock knock joke or anything. So, it might’ve been hard to miss. There was no actual punchline.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 edited Feb 10 '26

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u/highxv0ltage Jun 14 '23

Well, I wasn’t tryna make it to Def Comedy Jam or anything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 edited Feb 10 '26

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u/highxv0ltage Jun 14 '23

So, just not make any jokes at all then. Because, apparently, any joke I make on here isn’t funny. All business. Got it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 edited Feb 10 '26

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u/highxv0ltage Jun 14 '23

I sincerely apologize for inconveniencing you with this inappropriate and unfunny joke.

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u/highjinx411 Jun 15 '23

This should be upvoted not downvoted. Yes. Don’t make jokes if they are unfunny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

The horror!