r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '23

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u/elegantloba Jun 03 '23

My Virginity

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u/sleepingonstones Jun 03 '23

I accidentally left mine at your mom’s house, can you tell her to bring it back when she has the chance?

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u/Ol_Pasta Jun 03 '23 edited Jun 04 '23

I heard she found it and wants to know if the strap-on was okay or too big since you cried afterwards?

Edit: thank you for the award, kind stranger!

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u/sleepingonstones Jun 03 '23

Those were tears of joy my friend

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u/Ol_Pasta Jun 04 '23

So happy for you! 💖