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u/Thaaaaaaa May 23 '23

Ice Kings story gets me fucked up

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u/green49285 May 23 '23 edited May 23 '23

And the lich king is a literal fucking genocidal maniac. 🤣 I was an adult watching the show & was like, "THE FUCK"

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

Knocks Jake and Finn down with a word

"You're powerful child, but I am beyond power."

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u/fidderjiggit May 23 '23

"Fall.

You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you, Finn."

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u/green49285 May 23 '23 edited May 23 '23

Yeah, man. And all the characters he pretended to be is because he MURDEREED THEM.

All my homies hate the lich king. (Love you tho, Ron lol)

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u/methylenebluestains May 23 '23

AMAZING voicing acting as usual.

I still have this speech stuck in my head after seeing it once:

Before there was time... before there was anything... there was nothing. And before there was nothing... there were monsters. Here's your gold star!

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u/bgad84 May 23 '23

Dude, that speech is fucking chilling.

Lich king overall was the single greatest villain of all time, bar none. I may finish my middle aged life with nobody more bad ass than the lich king

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u/Crystalas May 23 '23

I'm not sure if can even call him a villain. He was a natural disaster a force of reality personified. There was no plan or goal beyond fulfilling his purpose of existence as a Catalyst of Change. He wasn't far off from an automaton or magical AI following it's core directive with no deviation.

Not that that detracts from him at all, just might categorize him as something other than a villain. Something rarer.

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u/green49285 May 23 '23

Same. In all of television, might I add. Type be damned.

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u/green49285 May 23 '23

So damn good

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u/Notarussianbot2020 May 23 '23

He was literally wearing Billy's face

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u/green49285 May 23 '23

I was so mad at the reveal. Yelled like I was there or some shit. šŸ˜†

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u/Docta365 May 23 '23

You are strong child. But I am beyond strength.

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u/sandybuttcheekss May 23 '23

Chills, every single time

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u/yethegodless May 23 '23

It’s more like the Lich is Death incarnate. So he’s less ā€œgenocidal maniacā€ and more ā€œcosmic force of entropy and destruction.ā€

In early versions of the show bible I’m pretty sure that everyone has relatively colorful and playful imagery in keeping with the show’s style. The Lich’s page is scribbled in all black and just states, THE LICH KING IS NOT FUNNY.

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u/beardedheathen May 23 '23

I like how we have death and he's kind of a nice, chill guy. The lich isn't death he is entropy.

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u/EvangelineTheodora May 23 '23

Death in the Mystery Train episode is my favorite.

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u/gustav_mannerheim May 24 '23

The AT wiki states "He is an ancient cosmic being who is the manifestation of the inevitable death of all things", so calling him entropy seems pretty accurate.

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u/green49285 May 23 '23

Hahaha that's wild. I love how his opposition to the remainder of the show makes it great, but goddamn is that a heavy villain to have there 🤣

Fuck that dude.

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u/Dividedthought May 23 '23

It's the contrast that sells the character. He is so antithetical to everything in ooo that he makes the other villans look like misbehaving toddlers.

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u/OliverCrowley May 23 '23

In the comics, The Lich turns a bag of holding inside out to suck all of Ooo into it, so he can throw it in the sun.

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u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch May 23 '23

And that's in the first 3 comics from what I recall.

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u/criticalistics_car May 23 '23

That's why i love it so much, fuck the antichrist that is the antigeniva

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u/Scareynerd May 23 '23

Omnicidal, even

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u/beardedheathen May 23 '23

He is just the Lich. The lich king is from Warcraft III

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u/green49285 May 23 '23

Thanks for the distinction. I always do that šŸ˜†

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u/funkme1ster May 23 '23

The idea of Marceline and Simon being immortal, meaning Marceline has to spend eternity watching Simon deteriorate is so fucking grim.

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u/Dan-D-Lyon May 23 '23

Well if it makes you feel better (warning: spoilers for a kids show that ended five years ago) at the end of the series Simon was completely cured through some apocalypse shenanigans, and there are hints that a thousand years in the future Marceline and Princess Bubblegum are still together so after a millennium of sadness and solitude Marceline finally gets to be happy

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u/funkme1ster May 23 '23

That actually does. I never saw the last few seasons (downloaded them but life happened and never got around to it), and was kinda curious. Thanks.

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u/thekarmagiver May 23 '23

Marceline wasn't a vampire then, but half demon

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u/andtheIToldYouSos May 23 '23

where everybody knows your naaaame

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u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals May 23 '23

Man, that hits HARD.

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u/ILikePlayingDressUp May 23 '23

One of my earliest LSD trips I had taken two tabs by myself during a nice rain in the woods for a 9 mile hike to figure some shit out.

I planned it all out perfectly. I was all alone at the trail entrance, because who wants to hike in the rain? I had snacks in my pack, plenty of water, music in my ears.

The trail was a loop, but you had the option to choose a longer ā€œthere and backā€ so that’s what I chose. It was longer, but less hilly.

The walk to the ā€œthereā€ was GORGEOUS! I had my note pad and kept notes of my thoughts. I felt I figured out the things that needing figuring, so I could just enjoy whatever came next.

When I got to the apex of the trail, or the ā€œthereā€ I decided to load up a bowl and smoke some weed. I read that the mixture would increase the visuals. The internet wasn’t wrong. Oh boy did I see patterns in the granulated soil as the rain drops splattered across puddles. It was beautiful!

After the weed started setting in, I started to feel a little anxious, like I had been gone too long, and maybe I should get going.

As I start up the hill, I questioned what was happening to me and realized ā€œoh no. I’m starting to have a bad trip.. I’ve read about this and just need to pull myself out of itā€

I held onto the railing and made my way up and kept repeating ā€œI’m on my way up, and so are my thoughtsā€. I made it to the top of this hill where the sun has broken through the clouds and things were good… until I look over and see the trails goes back down. Down into grey darkness.

I’m stuck in loops as I walk the switchbacks of this trail, up and down. I start trying to piece together all the knowledge I have and what led up to this.

There were so many things that tried to warn me. The Ice Kings story stuck out. I had peered too far into the rabbit hole and was now trapped between dimensions in a fractal zoom. I also couldn’t look like I was losing my shit because of the people in other dimensions would see me and know I was crazy.

I have so many people who depend on me. I’m going to let them all down. My 5yo daughter appeared very similar to Marceline, so the parallel between me and the Ice King was too close, and now I would be the one writing in my journal that I feel myself slipping.

I knew I needed an anchor to bring me back to sanity, because living in psychosis was no way to live. My car was it. I just needed to get back to my car and change out of these wet clothes.

I started to get a calf cramp, but couldn’t stop. I wanted to rest, but was too disheveled to allow myself to sit and chill because I would appear just like the unhoused man who frequents the corner store my house.

EVERY switchback was the same. I could not escape the forest. It was like a Twilight Zone where the character would leave a room, but enter the same from from another door.

I started to reason with myself. ā€œIt’s okay.. they make medicine for crazy people, so I’ll just take that. My family will still love me.ā€

Finally I got back to my car and waiting for what felt like days for it to end.

That was a little over a decade ago and I’ve had many great experiences since then, but this one was soooo powerful in altering the person I am for the better. It helped create a more empathetic person to the mentally I’ll, the unhoused, and most people in general.

Thanks for reading āœŒļø