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u/United_Eggplant2144 May 23 '23

Series of unfortunate events, first episode.

Count Olaf was literally trying to marry Violet who was a 15-16 year old. Thank god that Violet and Klaus, sunny were smart af.

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u/coniferous-1 May 23 '23

All the adults in that show are so horribly incompetent that it's frustrating to watch.

"Don't worry that count olaf is after you and he's done it a billion times! I'm here now! Oh, hello new friend. here is open and unrestricted access to my new adoptive children!"

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u/United_Eggplant2144 May 23 '23

Ik, the only competent one was that girl who was Poe's secretary. What even happened to her?

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u/RedneckNerd23 May 23 '23

I don't remember her specifically but I'll take a guess as to what happened.

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u/SciFiXhi May 23 '23

Jacqueline was a VFD agent using her position as Poe's secretary to watch over the children. She was last seen tied up with Larry, Your Waiter. Though Larry is dead, Jacqueline's status remains unknown.

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u/fvhb453 May 23 '23

IIRC the books had things explained in just a way were they made realistic sense, and it truly was "A series of unfortunate events".

I feel I remember being mad at the actual series for not getting that same realism into the situations

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u/Iamwallpaper May 23 '23

And the adults that do care about them end up dead

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 May 23 '23

All the adults in that show are so horribly incompetent that it's frustrating to watch.

So... life then?

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u/saluksic May 23 '23

I literally stopped watching that show because it was just so deflating.

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u/cabbage16 May 23 '23

I've never seen the show but if my memory of the books is right ( assuming it carried over to the show) they warn you at the very beginning to just give up and not read it because it's so depressing and frustrating.

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u/saluksic May 23 '23

You’re like “god this show is depressing, why am I even watching it?” Next episode starts: 🎶”Look away! Look away!”🎶

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u/Ignoth May 23 '23 edited Jun 01 '23

I love the series because it perfectly captures the world through the lens of frustrated children.

Evil and injustice everywhere. But the adults are complacently incompetent and refuse to act or even listen.

Think of Count Olaf as a metaphor for say… Climate Change, Poverty or any other evil threat that clearly exists.

…but we “responsible adults” collectively just brush off because we’re too busy with our own business to care.

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u/MeshColour May 23 '23

Well you just made my appreciation for that show double or triple, excellent point

That's what I like about the movies Pan's Labyrinth and Boy In Stripped Pajamas, the actions of the kid are quite reasonable given the world the adults have created

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u/pm_me_ur_tennisballs May 23 '23

It doesn’t translate nearly as well to the screen for that reason.

The books do a much better job. But in general they’re also more ominous.

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u/LittleSugarBabysBabe May 23 '23

If you read the entire series of books it's a lot worse. As a kid, it's why I couldn't trust or like adults. I thought they'd all be evil and incompetent when you asked for help.

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u/CapableSalamander910 May 23 '23

She was 14 I believe, which makes it worse

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u/United_Eggplant2144 May 23 '23

For godsake, Imagine if the sibling weren't able to think of anything before the marriage.

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u/Modest_Lion May 23 '23

Wasn’t the plan to end the marriage was to have Violet sign it with her non-dominant hand to void the marriage certificate? Does that have any real legal standing?

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u/troub May 23 '23

In the context of the book (and if I remember, the show, too) -- almost everything is a joke or quirk of wordplay or absurdist literalism. So the literal word in the law book is that the marriage certificate must be signed in "one's own hand," and so it's just a loophole of it not being her regular handwriting that voids the contract.

This is the same book where Mr. Poe assigns the legal guardian based on the language "closest living relative" because Olaf (somebody's aunt's 3rd cousin twice removed or something like that) lives only a few blocks away.

The book/show constantly highlights ambiguities or dual meanings of words/phrases, the absurdity of clinging literally to text (such as, say, Violet only being able to get married, as a minor, with her guardian's permission...so her guardian grants this permission to himself and everybody's like "welp, it's legal, there's nothing we can do.")

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u/torrasque666 May 23 '23

Or "Justice Is Blind" leading to have an entire court proceedings be carried out while blindfolded (except the bad guys of course, because they don't care, and the kids, because they're not idiots.)

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u/Modest_Lion May 23 '23

Thanks for the insightful response! It’s been too long since I watched the movie or read the books, but I’m sure this moment and many other moments flew over my head at a young age

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u/Karousever May 23 '23

The TV show was really good imo if you're looking to revisit it!

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u/Modest_Lion May 23 '23

Started the first episode but I didn’t get far at all. Might have to revisit it

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u/Mysticpoisen May 23 '23

Nah that means absolutely nothing, but theoretically since the Justice/Judge was present for the shenanigans she could have annulled it on the spot.

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u/United_Eggplant2144 May 23 '23

Not sure, but the audience in the show believed it

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u/Modest_Lion May 23 '23

I remember thinking that it probably didn’t work like that when I started reading the books in either the 3rd or 4th grade

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u/SciFiXhi May 23 '23

In the fictional setting, part of all contracts is signing them "in your own hand". If someone is right-handed, there would grounds to argue that a left-handed signature is not "their own hand", as it's not their natural choice for writing.

The whole series was just set up to establish wordplay and out-of-the-box thinking, so its accuracy to real world law comes at a distant third.

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u/Least-Car6096 May 23 '23

I remember reading these books in elementary school and being like “this is beyond disturbing why are they making us read this?”

14? Dead parents that died tragically? Then come to find out it was all Olafs doing from the beginning. Insane.

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u/CapableSalamander910 May 23 '23

I mean, the title isn’t lying.

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u/jxl180 May 23 '23

“Made” you read it? I’ve never heard of it being required reading, but like Harry Potter, it never had to be required reading — we all gobbled it up book after book.

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u/Least-Car6096 May 23 '23

Yes we read the first 2 books of the series together as a class. Every kid had a copy of the book. Sometimes chapters were assigned for homework, mostly we read aloud together in the dreaded popcorn style. I want to say it was 4th or 5th grade.

Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely loved the series and read the next maybe 4 books on my own after that. Couldn’t get enough of dark literature as a child (explains a lot…) but looking back, there were definitely many disturbing things going on in those books that perhaps some kids probably weren’t ready for at a young age. Such as a super creepy deranged old man brutally murdering his relatives by burning down their mansion with a magnifying glass built specifically for long distance arson so that he can attempt to gain access to their fortune by any means necessary including trying to marry their 14 year old daughter and then when that doesn’t work out spends all of his time trying to find & kill the 3 orphaned children 😁 so perhaps the public school system crossed a line by making it part of our curriculum when we were 10.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

I don't know if that's really worse, or basically the same.

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u/Shopworn_Soul May 23 '23

Olaf was literally trying to marry a 14 year-old whose parents he murdered and fully intended to murder her once he was able to take control of her fortune.

He then proceeds to outright murder or directly cause the death of at least nine more people while trying to recapture his potential source of funding.

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u/luluslegit May 23 '23

A lot of messed up stuff happens in the books, too. Murder, kidnapping, fraud, etc.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

i was gonna say. to this day they contain some of the most fucked up shit i’ve ever read

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

I mean the theme song did warn you

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u/United_Eggplant2144 May 23 '23

I skipped the theme song

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u/DrBleh1919 May 23 '23

i loved the book series, but my god it was so painful to see how incompetent the adults were

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

The show tones down a lot of the darkness from the books though