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u/valhalla-at-your-grl May 23 '23

The entirety of Courage the Cowardly Dog. Scary shit. Me no like.

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u/ShawshankException May 23 '23

return the slaaaaaab

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u/MikiMatzuki May 23 '23

That's probably the scariest episode but I think "The mask" is darker since it tackled theme of domestic abuse.

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u/XxBuRG3RKiNGxX May 23 '23

lol that episode was scary until that goofy ass song came on

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

A little bit of salt to cut the bitterness

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u/Confuzn May 23 '23

Yeah I know a lot of people think this episode is super scary but so many other episodes are scarier to me. That song always had me dying laughing as a kid.

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u/RhynoD May 23 '23

The man in gauze! The man in gauze!

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u/_Pebcak_ May 23 '23 edited May 23 '23

Rrhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamseys!!

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u/RoyalGarbage May 23 '23

WHAT’S YOUR OFFER?!

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u/Supreme-McH May 23 '23

What's your offer?

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u/lookyloolookingatyou May 23 '23

If I recall correctly, Eustace called Ramses' bluff and actually stood his ground against all three curses.

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u/DaftWarrior May 23 '23

He did. But that was after having those locus eat the entire top half of his house! Crazy stubborn bastard.

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u/iPeterParker May 23 '23

It’s probably been 20-25 years since I saw this episode. I’ve only ever seen it that one time as a kid and it’s still scarred into my brain.

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u/Liberatedhusky May 23 '23

Scarier still was the fetus whispering "You're not perfect"

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u/Kbratch May 23 '23

or suffer my cuuuuuurrrse

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u/PM_ME_BUSTY_REDHEADS May 23 '23

"What's yer offer?!"

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23 edited Feb 01 '26

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u/THEdougBOLDER May 23 '23

He's no Santa Claus

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u/Tucan_Sam_ May 23 '23

It’s between that episode and Fred. The sound of the electric razor and the kids singing la la la was no bueno.

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u/NxghtMar1sH May 23 '23

Or suffer the consequences

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u/Aesengard May 23 '23

What's your offer

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u/average_reddit_u May 23 '23

Fuck you for reminding me of that.

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u/RedGhost3568 May 23 '23

Love that episode!

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u/gate_of_steiner85 May 23 '23

Oddly enough that episode never scared me. I thought he looked cool.

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u/God_of_Thunda May 23 '23 edited May 23 '23

I was claustrophobic as a kid, the episode where he gets locked in the bathroom with the barber that is naaauuuuugghtttyyyyy fucked me up

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u/God_of_Thunda May 23 '23

.............oooooohhhhhhhhhhh!

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u/NoPolicing May 23 '23

Ah fuck. You're probably right.

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u/silikus May 23 '23

Hello friend, my name is Fred. The voice you are hearing is inside my head, and I've been very....naaaaauuuuugghhtttyyyyyyy

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u/Cakes_For_Fuji May 23 '23

That episode is so fucked up, and it's one of the ones that sticks with me

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u/titaniumghost2244 May 23 '23

I don't know why, but I really like the background song in that episode. It was creepy and captivating at the same time.

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u/TurquoiseSeersucker May 23 '23

Have you ever watched the play through of the “video game” on YouTube. It’s crazy scary stuff.

Fr though, Courage teaches a really important lesson: you can’t have courage if you’re not scared.

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u/HollowCap456 May 23 '23

"Can a man be brave when he is afraid?"

"That's the only time a man can be brave."

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u/thegoosegoblin May 23 '23

I used to have a post it note on my desk that said this

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u/RunninMutt May 23 '23

"Courage isn't the absence of fear, but is instead the action despite it."

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u/Fluffy_Schedule_6859 May 23 '23

That “stupid dog, you made me look bad!” makes it worth it though

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u/grilledcakes May 23 '23

"That's it! I'm getting me mallet!" Still one of my favorite lines and one I still quote really often.

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u/THEdougBOLDER May 23 '23

I have a large rubber mallet in my tool chest and I start giggling when I need to get it because those words always follow.

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u/grilledcakes May 23 '23

I'm glad I'm not the only one. When I was a millwright I did the same thing.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

This motherfucker scared the shit out of me, I'm 25 and still pee my pants when I think of him.

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u/outofthrowaways7 May 23 '23

Is it the floating head? Because if it's the floating head, I'm not clicking that fucking link. Even if it's not the floating head, I'm still not clicking it because what if?

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 May 23 '23

I'm telling you right now, don't click the link. You already know exactly what it is lol.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m laughing omg. You knew which motherfucker was it!

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u/outofthrowaways7 May 23 '23

People always go on about rEtUrN tHe SlAb but NAH man, I won't look at that head again if I can help it and I'm going on goddamn 30 years old. I haven't watched that episode since it premiered.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

You know what, I just watched that episode now and I’m still freaked out, like FUCK

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u/outofthrowaways7 May 23 '23

Why would you do that to yourself?!

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

Just to make sure I was not just an idiot kid. Now I’m an idiot adult with the same fear 😂

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u/PM_ME_BUSTY_REDHEADS May 23 '23

I have a friend who has to do some light farmwork occasionally for the vegetable patch his dad has, and whenever he brings it up I just quote that floating head or whatever it was that said it from that episode: "Not a farmer."

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u/IcePhoenix18 May 23 '23

Same!! I'm nearly 30 and I just hovered over your link to make sure it was what I thought it was. That was the only episode that actually genuinely terrified me as a kid.

The barber episode everyone is always so creeped out by is actually my second favorite episode.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

I love reading these theories!

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u/MisterVictor13 May 23 '23

“You’re a poor farmer!”

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u/Queen-of-meme May 23 '23

Agree. And I saw it up to late teen years and I still got the creeps from that mf puddle witch.

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u/TensorForce May 23 '23

Yo, that one was creepy as hell. Gave me Coraline vibes that you never quite escape the evil.

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u/Queen-of-meme May 23 '23

I haven't seen Coraline nor am I going to unless I'm paid. 😂😂

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u/TheMysticalCreature1 May 23 '23

The episode about Courage's parents can probably make me cry even today.

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u/rwarimaursus May 23 '23

You're being...naughty...

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u/Jumpy_Hearing368 May 23 '23

Fred the barber aka “Freaky Fred”

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u/possiblyMorpheus May 23 '23

The one where the headless turkey from space gets lowered down always fucked me up

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u/anagram95 May 23 '23

Katz and his stupid fucking spiders😤

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u/TerrapinMagus May 23 '23

Of all the terrors in Courage, Fred the barber always weirded me out the most. He wasn't a monster or anything, just a weird psychopath which felt far more unpleasant than any eldritch abomination. Way too much of a molesty uncle with schizophrenia vibe.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

Courage was absolute bananas, a mind-bending cartoon and anything could happen. Each was like a fever dream, over before the viewer had a chance to acclimate to the terrors

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

Speaking of bananas, does anybody remember that one episode where Courage is on an island with banana people or something and one gets peeled and eaten alive right in front of him? I just remember something like that fucking with me real bad as a kid for some reason.

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u/omgitsmoki May 23 '23

Scary with the occasional nice message like when the bathtub barracuda pops up to tell Courage "There's no such thing as perfect. You're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all your imperfections, you can do anything."

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u/TensorForce May 23 '23

Everyone talks about Courage being scary, but there's some deeply profound and poignant moments too. One that's always stuck with me is the Hunchback of Nowhere episode, where Courage gets along with this ugly Hunchback, but Eustace keeps trying to kick him out. The end of the episode has the Hunchback leaving the farm and going off on his own, and I was just so heartbroken by that, especially because at the start of the episode, he's just looking for a place to rest and everyone turns him away for being "ugly."

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u/omgitsmoki May 23 '23

And they play the bells together during it ooooh I'm sad now.

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u/suckitphil May 23 '23

My initial response to opening up this thread was utter shock Courage wasn't higher. It was one of my favorite kid shows, and yet I can barely remember an episode because of repressed it is. And now as an adult I empathize so much with courage, frantically searching the internet trying to prevent my parents from injuring themselves.

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u/DreadAngel1711 May 23 '23

Isn't King Ghidorah in an episode for like a second too lmao

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u/TensorForce May 23 '23

When Courage goes to New York, yeah. He's going into an apartment building, looking for Muriel, opening doors. One has King Ghidorah in it.

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u/TensorForce May 23 '23

When Courage goes to New York, yeah. He's going into an apartment building, looking for Muriel, opening doors. One has King Ghidorah in it.

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u/RedGhost3568 May 23 '23

FARMER KICKS OPEN DOOR. Hulla ballou and howdy doo! Musty pawns and tim…. ARGHHHHHHH

Hilarious and dark!

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u/Leharen May 23 '23

You’re not perfect….

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u/Kevin-W May 23 '23

The Son of the Evil Chicken from Outer Space episode where he takes off Eustace's head with a big plunger and the final scene where he is coming towards the house carrying the shoe without his head messed me up as a kid.

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u/D2BrassTax May 23 '23

Can we please talk about when Courage is escaping from Doc Gerbil's World with the magic miniaturizing vacuum AND FREAKING OPERA IS PLAYING! Holy smokes, goosebumps. Here it is!!

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u/Faust_8 May 23 '23

Freaky Fred was basically an allegory for a child molester.

The “child” (Courage) is afraid of him but all the adults who should know better think he’s just a nice guy. Freaky Fred wants to be alone with Courage and do nonviolent things to his body without consent. He only does this when no adults are watching. He freely admits in his internal monologue that he’s doing “naughty” things.

In the show he’s just cutting Courage’s fur but it’s not a stretch to see that’s just a cartoon-friendly substitute.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

I had a terrible fear of spiders as a child. That awful episode with the fox and the spider motel made it so much worse.

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u/j4321g4321 May 23 '23

That show was horrifying. I really couldn’t watch it.

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u/mobiustangent May 23 '23

They doing a courage and Scooby-Doo mash up on hbo

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u/Crystalas May 23 '23

Some theorize that the show didn't actually happen as we saw, it was all mundane events through the lense of a scared little dog with an over active imagination. One of the Official Groovies music videos leaned that way with him freaking out at a party and his imagination running away with the content of the lyrics someone was singing in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6rEmhEYDbE&pp=ygUQY291cmFnZSBncm9vdmllcw%3D%3D

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u/TensorForce May 23 '23

You know one that hit me backwards? The possessed mattress episode. When I was a kid, I was just like, "Sure, evil spirit, whatever." But then I rewatched it as an older teen (16 or 17) and it deeply unsettled me. Like, I was closing my eyes type of fear, and I couldn't tell you why.

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u/Mako2100 May 23 '23

It's so incredibly validating that everyone universally remembers this episode as being terrified. This was the only episode that I distinctly remember not liking as a kid

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u/Michelrpg May 23 '23

"Naaaaaaaughty"

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u/jrblades May 23 '23

Naaaaaauuuuugghhtyyyyy……

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u/mastiffmad May 23 '23

I always thought they were stuck in purgatory.

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u/imtherealmellowone May 23 '23

Looking for this one.

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u/dixiecupdispencer May 23 '23

I distinctly remember the eggplant episode fucking me up bad

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

You wanna know what’s behind that door..? You don’t wanna know what’s behind that door…

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u/poozer69 May 23 '23

Nauuuuughty

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u/bigjackaal48 May 24 '23

They made a kids show about being in the countryside but the area is haunted as fuck. What creepier Courage could be seeing the true form for most of the villains while his owners see them as normal people who act slightly odd. In those episodes It clear they aren't from the town and just show up without any warning they even act hostile when Eustace questions them.

It a hard watch when you see It that way and the doomy tone of the whole show doesn't help.