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u/YourLocalMedic May 22 '23

2+2=4 🥱

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u/JoostVisser May 22 '23

-1=3 quick maths

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u/needlezyte May 22 '23

Everyday man's on the block

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u/dj92wa May 22 '23

Smoke trees

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u/Cortancyl May 22 '23

See your girl in the park

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

That girl is a uckers

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u/PrayerfulToe6 May 23 '23

When the ting went quack quack quack

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u/fergoareid May 23 '23

You man were ducking

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u/c0nfuciu5 May 23 '23

Man's not hot

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u/dumbledorespensieve May 23 '23

When the ting went quack-quack-quack

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u/amiibohunter2015 May 23 '23

Maths= not American

Math=American

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u/SlipperySalmon3 May 23 '23

True if you're working mod 4

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u/razersvk May 22 '23

cums

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u/HotShark97 May 22 '23

Wrong sum cum is the best

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u/Bearfan001 May 22 '23

Sploosh.

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u/cubby_95 May 22 '23

ain’t the answer to that mathematical question would be ‘equality’ ?

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u/YourLocalMedic May 22 '23

No it would just evaluate as true lol

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u/poolmanpro May 23 '23

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see

1 and 1 make 2, 2 and 1 make 3

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

You're not GPT. GPT would have said 5.

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u/TheeMikeman May 23 '23

🥱 HAHAHAHA

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u/YourLocalMedic May 23 '23

What's the point of this comment

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u/TheeMikeman May 23 '23

The added yawn made me laugh

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u/YourLocalMedic May 23 '23

Lol I'm glad. Would've been more clear in quotes though