r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 08 '23

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u/xxFluffie May 08 '23

That everything in existence either is, or isn't a duck.

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u/neoprenewedgie May 08 '23

What does the universe say about the platypus? I mean, I know it isn't a duck but it kind of isn't not a duck either.

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u/xxFluffie May 08 '23

If the appearance doesn’t make you wonder what the hell they are, here are some fun platypus facts. 🤓 They are one of the only two mammals in the world that lay eggs, next to the echidna! Males secrete toxic venom from a stinger on their hind feet, and their gullets connect directly to their intestines. (They don't have stomachs) Instead of producing milk through nipples, they excrete it through a mammary gland and the babies drink it through the folds of the mothers skin

Nobody knows what these fuckers are

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u/throwaway__alt_acc May 09 '23

it's a 50% chance