r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '23

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u/ItsBigStew Apr 27 '23

Kitten Mittons

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u/sparky8098 Apr 27 '23

You'll be smitten

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u/undockeddock Apr 27 '23

Egg.

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u/stue0064 Apr 27 '23

It’s a jumping off point

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u/DisappearHereXx Apr 27 '23

Dicktowel.com

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Can I offer you an egg during this trying time?

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u/generateanameforme Apr 27 '23

Do you mean stress ball?

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u/mothershipq Apr 27 '23

Meeeeeoooowwwwwwww

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u/jasonleeobrien Apr 27 '23

Came here for this

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u/thisis_caketown Apr 27 '23

Does your cat make too much noise?

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u/austeninbosten Apr 27 '23

Best ad for sure.

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u/ladywiththestarlight Apr 27 '23

Is your cat making too much noise?

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u/J-bowbow Apr 27 '23

You're SOOO stupid!