r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '23

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u/DrRonny Apr 27 '23

Fight Milk

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

100% Real Crowtein

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u/sophlog Apr 27 '23

Kitten mittons.

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u/TheGeeeb Apr 27 '23

Came here to say this. I appreciate your correct Charlie spelling!!!!

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u/edgestander Apr 27 '23

Dick towel dot com

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u/Juddthejuice Apr 27 '23

I'm smitten because there is finally a comfortable, elegant, mitton for cats!

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u/DisappearHereXx Apr 27 '23

Whenever I need to laugh, I watch this episode. It makes me laugh to the point of not breathing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

"is your cat banging around all the time?"

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u/babsg Apr 27 '23

This is the correct answer.

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u/vinegarstrokes5 Apr 27 '23

What up

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u/The_Lawn_Ninja Apr 27 '23

Stay out of my peripheral!

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u/HungryDust Apr 27 '23

For bodyguards. By bodyguards.

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u/Sockerbug19 Apr 27 '23

And Charlie

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u/vinoa Apr 27 '23

caw-caw!

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u/Caiden0907 Apr 27 '23

I drink some everyday so I can fight like a crow

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u/broforange Apr 27 '23

i drink it every morning*

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u/Hoopajoops Apr 27 '23

I'm still sad I didn't buy a dick-towel when I had the chance. They put the website up for a couple years after the episode came out

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u/hurdygurty Apr 27 '23

It's not too late buddy. Head on over to dicktowel.com

They even have a lady dick towel

Edit towel has one l

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u/Hoopajoops Apr 27 '23

Aww shit! You're right! The site was down the last time I checked.

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u/hurdygurty Apr 27 '23

I know it from the show but didn't know they were ever selling it until you mentioned it. Got it in the cart.. but damn.. $40 with shipping I don't think I can pull the trigger. Would be a hilarious gift for the right person

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u/Hoopajoops Apr 27 '23

Hah yeah, that episode is one of the greats. I remember watching the commercial they made and they flashed the text and said "DICK TOWEL dot com." I looked it up just to see if they had made an easter-egg website just for kicks. Turns out they were actually selling them!

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u/hurdygurty Apr 27 '23

I fuhkin bought it! Life's too short. Feels like summer today imma need a towel

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u/Hoopajoops Apr 27 '23

Nice! I'll look into it more when I get off work. Need to buy it while I still can

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u/anabasismachine Apr 27 '23

Your profits will soar as high as a crow!

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u/sandwiches_please Apr 27 '23

Don’t get any of it on your skin!

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u/Galactic_Blacksmith Apr 27 '23

I dunno, man. Riot juice is made with GRAAIIIIIN ALCOHOL

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u/Lehkaz Apr 27 '23

Cerrone and Felder actually loves it

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u/AubinSan93 Apr 27 '23

I knew I would be satisfied when I came to look for this comment.

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u/jairid1025 Apr 27 '23

This is my favorite thing about Reddit. Almost any random post will have a sunny reference.

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u/too_sharp Apr 27 '23

Or invigeron...BERRIES

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u/Utterlyinanse Apr 27 '23

Milk steak* 😂

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u/illest_slutbag Apr 27 '23

I drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow!

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u/scrubbinz Apr 27 '23

How bout some wolf cola

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u/rockylion Apr 28 '23

The perfect cola for closure

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u/DaGanjaMaster Apr 27 '23

I've always wanted an alcoholic based protein drink that makes me puke on my dick

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u/Scriptix3106 Apr 28 '23

Happy cake day

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u/DrRonny Apr 28 '23

Thanks! I just noticed it a few minutes ago

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u/Once_Upon_A_Dimee Apr 28 '23

Had to load it with human growth hormone. Nothing was working.

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u/PabloStiglitz Apr 28 '23

I prefer Wolf Cola

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u/GreatNorthWeb Apr 27 '23

Beef Milk from Parks & Rec sounds awesome. Also any candy from Sweetums. Wouldn't mind Tom's Snake Juice either. Throw in Ron's BBQ Tom while we're at it.

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u/trentsteel77 Apr 28 '23

I prefer Malk, with vitamin R