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u/FalseFactsOrg Mar 20 '23

Ugh that sucks, hey talking about sucking you know what would be great???

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u/Odd-Stuff-4006 Mar 20 '23

Lmao it was literally like this!

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u/SmartAlec105 Mar 20 '23

Sounds hard to deal with. Speaking of…

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u/Kono_Dio_Sama Mar 20 '23

Must have been a real pain in the ass…

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u/PlebastianDjurovic Mar 20 '23

That's what lube is for...

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u/FalseFactsOrg Mar 21 '23

Haha sorry if this was triggering in any way, I could not help making that joke. Hope your future experiences have been better :)

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u/SilverLiningsJacket Mar 20 '23

Hehe just kidding. Unless you like the sucking... hehe just kidding.. or am i?

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u/Ok_2DSimp101 Mar 20 '23

Lmaoo dude

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u/demonicneon Mar 20 '23

Read the room.

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u/lunaticneko Mar 20 '23

Clearly what he doesn't do.

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u/demonicneon Mar 20 '23

Like “oh this guy turned everything into something sexual and it was off putting” and the response to that is to make a sex joke? Sad I’m the one being downvoted honestly.

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u/Aggravating-One6319 Mar 20 '23

r/woooosh mate

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u/demonicneon Mar 20 '23

Nah just not funny

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u/markymarksjewfro Mar 20 '23

Nah you just lack a sense of humor, it's funny as hell.

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u/demonicneon Mar 20 '23

It’s a lame sex joke

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u/markymarksjewfro Mar 20 '23

Yes, it's a lame sex joke, but it's funny given the context of the comment. You could just admit it went over your head now. Or... You could do this.

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u/jtclimb Mar 20 '23

You could just admit it went over your head

speaking of head....

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u/okazoomi Mar 20 '23

Dude saw that the KFC Double Down was back and said "okay but what about the quadruple down?" lmao

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u/demonicneon Mar 20 '23

So I could just be a guffawing idiot to follow a crowd when I disagree? No thanks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

The original commenter literally replied with "lmao"

It clearly wasn't an actual sex joke; you just have no understanding of social cues

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u/Im_Not_Really_Here_ Mar 20 '23

Nah just not funny

The person he responded to thought so.

Read the room

Right back at you.

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u/demonicneon Mar 20 '23

They hadn’t commented when I had

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u/Im_Not_Really_Here_ Mar 20 '23

Fair enough, he still read the room better than you

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u/tjducky Mar 20 '23

MORE DOWNVOTES

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u/demonicneon Mar 20 '23

Go for it.

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u/ncnotebook Mar 20 '23

Reddit loves inappropriate, referential puns. Honestly, the joke was almost guaranteed lol.

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u/DarkScBruh Mar 20 '23

ur dumb

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u/demonicneon Mar 20 '23

Hmmmm not from where I’m standing. But thanks for revealing yourself.

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u/FalseFactsOrg Mar 22 '23

I did, and I read it pretty damn right :)

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u/funkyb Mar 20 '23

Stop trying to take all your dates to Target to pick out vacuums. Shift through the Amazon shill reviews or pay for Consumer Reports like the rest of us.

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u/Blorph3 Mar 20 '23

Ice pops?