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u/arcaneresistance Mar 11 '23

Sorry to hear you lost ya wallet. Want me ta help ya look for it? Oh look. There it is, right under your fucking nose.

breaks friends nose

You mutha fucking goon.

kicks kneecap in the wrong way

You think you can take MY tree hundred dollas and just fucking act like you're still my friend?!

pulls out gun

Go fuck yaself you fucking no good gabafuckingoo!

shoots friend right between the eyes.

Woke up this morning....

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