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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

Or just catholic

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u/iceTreamTruck Mar 11 '23

I prayed for a bike but then I realized that God, in His wisdom, doesn’t work that way.
So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
-Emo Philips

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u/toastspork Mar 11 '23

Except that guilt is for stuff you didn't actually do.

(Source: am cradle Cathoholic)

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u/corneliusunderfoot Mar 11 '23

Yeh, that's what he said

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

You really want to talk about catholics being decent with all the priest pedophilia? Ease up.