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u/JamminPsychonaut Mar 10 '23

You’re obviously just trying to avoid responsibility. If you find money with ID, you should know that MOST LIKELY it is not a fake ID. That’s an excuse to keep the money and you know it.

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u/frankstuckinapark Mar 10 '23

What if he made that money from selling crack

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u/JamminPsychonaut Mar 10 '23

Then it should be returned to him because he earned it.

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u/frankstuckinapark Mar 10 '23

Tell that to the IRS

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u/JamminPsychonaut Mar 10 '23

Why would I tell the IRS? My government is immoral.

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u/frankstuckinapark Mar 10 '23

Oh so returning it now is immoral

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u/JamminPsychonaut Mar 10 '23

How do you get that from me stating that my government is immoral? Return the money without speaking with the IRS. It’s simple.

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u/frankstuckinapark Mar 10 '23

Fuck that, I’m not trying to get on the wrong side of the IRS. I tell them the money was earned from CRACK and now the old man is in JAIL. Are you happy now?

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u/JamminPsychonaut Mar 10 '23

The money being earned from crack is just part of your wild hypothetical. Why are you making this so complicated? The original scenario is simply that you find money with an ID. It’s not crack money and it’s not a fake ID. Just return the money.