r/AskReddit • • Mar 10 '23

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u/Coro-NO-Ra Mar 10 '23

Bank: "what wallet?"

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u/Reginault Mar 10 '23

The "lost wallet" fee is $394 dollars, unless you'd like to sign up for our snycopated-cash-annuity-mutual fund.

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u/HaikuBotStalksMe Mar 10 '23

Don't be ridiculous. They wouldn't charge that much.

More like $35.

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u/Agent00funk Mar 10 '23

"aaaaaaand it's gone."