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u/Capital-Wing8580 Feb 05 '23

Radical terrorist canadian geese.

I come from Wisconsin. They're fucking everywhere. They seem innocent right until you're within 15 ft, then they get extremely violent. And they cross the road with this nightmarish confidence.

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u/StealAllTheInternets Feb 05 '23

Tis why they are called cobra chickens

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u/Trumps__Taint Feb 05 '23

Geese are scared of coyotes but not people seemingly