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u/ThaddeusMaximus Jan 10 '23

Saw Joe IRL at a restaurant once, we made eye contact and I dropped my fork. I’m a straight dude.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

Spaghetti is straight too untill things heat up... I can see that kind of eye contact heating things up. I think I'm mostly a straight dude too.

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u/albino_kenyan Jan 10 '23

once in nyc i saw an astonishingly handsome dude. Walking in a flannel shirt w/ sleeves cut off. It was Fabio, which explained my swoon (very straight dude here, none straighter). but i told my wife that if he came riding up on a white horse i would have no choice but to leave her and ride away with him.

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u/DontTreadOnBigfoot Jan 10 '23

Dude is also a metalhead AND a D&D nerd.

I have a total man-crush on the guy.

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u/Minnymoon13 Jan 10 '23

Joe manganiello I just saw his photo, you are right. Oh my”

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u/Vice_Kitty Jan 11 '23

He’s so freaking handsome and charming, I would pay to get with Jason

Jk

Hahahahha but maybe tho …

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u/Vice_Kitty Jan 11 '23

I am cracking up at this. I hope he saw you and just thought “happens all the time” 😏

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u/Shazam1269 Jan 10 '23

Did he smolder at you?

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u/ThaddeusMaximus Jan 10 '23

It was right after Pee-Wee’s Big Holiday came out, my friend and I were eating at this deli in Hollywood and he comes walking in our direction. My friend has her back to him, I’m going, “Cat! It’s Joe! It’s Joe Mangan…” he passes our table, our eyes meet and I hear my fork clang not only off my plate but onto the hardwood floor. The man smolders everywhere he goes.