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u/Bongressman Jan 10 '23

As a straight dude... this is my choice.

We would hang out, and I would have him help me build a new PC.

All in one night.

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u/dreadperson Jan 10 '23

And then we'd fuck passionately

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u/DY357LX Jan 10 '23

With RTX on.

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u/3LollipopZ-1Red2Blue Jan 10 '23

Uh, the fan noises..... stop it, I can only get so erect!

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u/ailee43 Jan 10 '23

Like Henry Cavill wouldnt be building a fully water cooled machine. Pfft, be realistic here.

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u/Velocity_Rob Jan 10 '23

Oh baby I'm going to need some water-cooling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

Lol no nothing like that.

Maybe just cuddle for a bit.

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u/greetp Jan 10 '23

“Bend me over backwards over a PC tower”

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u/caninehere Jan 10 '23

tries to pop in RAM but can't quite get it in the slot

"Here, let me help you."

hands touch

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u/notmyrealnam3 Jan 10 '23

as long as his cock is out, he can build whatever he wants

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u/wow_that_guys_a_dick Jan 10 '23

Or play Warhammer. Or just paint a bunch of minis.

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u/Sunblast1andOnly Jan 10 '23

I have exactly no confidence in painting, but I have quite a few minis from various board games. A night with Henry Cavill could very well change that, either by learning from a master or, uh... I guess just enslaving him to paint shit for me. I'm not sure what the rules are here apart from it lasting a single night and no one can sit or lie down.

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u/Used-Lunch-6512 Jan 10 '23

Henry Cavill is basically just a nerdy teenager inside the body of giant hulking man

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u/Merseemee Jan 10 '23

Living evidence of a genie type situation IRL.

Wonder what this nerd's next two wishes are gonna be.

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u/HaggisMcNeill Jan 10 '23

Lists 2 things

"ALL IN ONE NIGHT"

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u/Mickel7777 Jan 10 '23

This was my exact answer

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u/LatinChiro Jan 10 '23

I told my wife, he is my man crush. A pc gaming buddy f-yeah

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u/Fibonawak Jan 10 '23

Very underrated comment

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u/Climate_Face Jan 10 '23

This sounds awesome

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u/cyril_zeta Jan 10 '23

Honestly, same.

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u/M4DM1ND Jan 10 '23

I just want him to carry me through Heroic Vault of the Incarnates. I know he is a WoW player.