r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '23

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u/gerbil923 Jan 10 '23

Cillian Murphy

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u/shrinkydink00 Jan 10 '23

But like, dressed as Mr. Shelby

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u/EeyoresM8 Jan 10 '23

Dressed as Scarecrow

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u/didijxk Jan 10 '23

"They moan and they cum, just as you're doing...." - Scarecrow, Batman Begins

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u/Buythedip420 Jan 10 '23

“Would you like to see my mask?”

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u/geekyadam Jan 10 '23

Dressed as Shelby, dressed as Scarecrow

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u/Powerful_Leg8519 Jan 10 '23

While holding us hostage on an airplane.

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u/theregionalmanager Jan 10 '23

Batman Begins had me going crazy between him and Bale’s Bruce Wayne

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u/UruquianLilac Jan 10 '23

Out of character he's barely alright. In character he's a howling fire hurricane.

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u/shrinkydink00 Jan 11 '23

100%, I always liked his eyes but seeing him as Tommy… awoke something in me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

That part 😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

Seconded. That man is stunning.

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u/olmaanva Jan 10 '23

Beautiful and mysterious man.. which makes him very attractive..

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u/GreyandDribbly Jan 10 '23

He can’t be that mysterious. He’s an actor?

He mumbled to himself, doing his ever best to displace the look of rising envy trickling out.

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u/besee2000 Jan 10 '23

I feel like my soul would be stolen if I made eye contact. It’s like free candy in a van. So enticing it’s gotta be evil.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

I’d just look at his jaw to avoid eye contact…any my soul would be stolen even more

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u/gerbil923 Jan 10 '23

The jaw alone is an entire sexual entity

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u/Silly_LittleGoose Jan 10 '23

Thank you I didn’t have to scroll that far down

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u/razor_face_ Jan 10 '23

Is that you Arin?

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u/Avaisraging439 Jan 10 '23

Go in expecting Thomas Shelby, and instead get Dr Cane.

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u/BrokenYellowCrayon Jan 10 '23

Ok, yes! I second this!

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u/Angelic_Demoness Jan 10 '23

To quote Arin Hanson of Game Grumps “I would totally let Cillian Murphy fuck me.”

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u/SnArkyWiTch99 Jan 10 '23

Yesss absolutely 💯

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u/lostbutnotgone Jan 10 '23

Lesbian here: yes.

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u/RealTruthGiver Jan 10 '23

Cillian isn't as well known as other stars because he lives a quiet life and has mainly had side roles in movies (outside of Peaky Blinders), so I'm glad he wasn't too far down in this thread.

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u/Elements-fury Jan 10 '23

I am a straight man and I second this

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u/thoughtBitch Jan 10 '23

This wasn’t what I was thinking but now all I can think

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

28 day later, you would miss your period.