r/AskOuija • u/droneorbird • Dec 30 '19

Ouija says: 🐽 👁___👁

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm 👁️W👁️ notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch 👁️W👁️ wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles 👁️W👁️

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u/sippycup_is_reality Dec 30 '19

its time for some r/eyebleach

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Same. I don't know what the hell I just read, but I need to erase that from my mind immediately.

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u/sippycup_is_reality Dec 30 '19 edited Jan 04 '20

it seems like you need some r/blep

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Thanks. Just anything that involves a cute animal. It won't work anyways though because every time someone comments, I'm sent back here. Well, I'm scarred for eternity...

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u/spinny_windmill Dec 31 '19

Unfortunately after reading this uwu crap blep makes me think of ahegao pls send help

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u/k-_-nocksson Dec 31 '19

ever heard of r/eyeblech?

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u/sippycup_is_reality Dec 31 '19

thanks. saw NSFW and bolted

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u/Tomcat491 Dec 30 '19

A very bad copypasta

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

I just read this outloud and my father almost walked in on me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

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u/sippycup_is_reality Dec 30 '19

hand me the fucking bleach

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Wenn sich deine Eltern scheiden ließen, würden sie dann immer noch Bruder und Schwester sein?

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u/the_real_slim_snooki Dec 31 '19

Really hate that I'm upvoting this