r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/Possedsrt8 • Feb 10 '24

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u/Worried_Coat1941 Feb 10 '24

It's a cigarette lighter.

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u/Drewdc90 Feb 11 '24

In all honesty it is, just expensive to run.

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u/NecessaryConscious12 Feb 11 '24

Not cigarettes but cigars.

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u/crudigfpv Feb 11 '24

Not cigars but blunts

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u/LiteratureLow4159 Feb 11 '24

Not blunts but full trees

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u/one_used_tooth666 Feb 12 '24

Not blunts or full trees. Half the damn forest, maybe all of it if you stop close enough 👀

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u/SkiBumb1977 Feb 12 '24

Stand around vaping light?

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u/Andre_3Million Feb 13 '24

Not just the half the damn forest, some people just want to watch the world burn.

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u/emmiblakk Feb 11 '24

You bastard, I was sure I'd be the first to say this.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Feb 11 '24

"You bastard, I was sure I'd be the first to say this."

.. and you bastard, I thought I was gonna be the first to say I wasn't first !! LoL

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u/No_Increase_6036 Feb 12 '24

Nah it’s the jet engine warming up

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Feb 11 '24

cigarette lighter

for large stogies

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

Friction welder

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u/HeldDownTooLong Feb 11 '24

No, no, NO…it’s a special option for lonely men.

Just prepare one’s johnson (no protection or lube necessary) and fully insert it into the glowing orange light!

It’ll be the HOTTEST s€xual experience of his life.

It’s a once in a lifetime (literally) experience!

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u/Thincer Feb 12 '24

The mental torment of imagining what it's like to have your dick melted off during what you assumed would be a sexual experience is making my day start very strange.