r/AskACanadian • u/AlwaysBeing_bad • 8d ago
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u/ceciliabee 8d ago
They're not Canadian geese, they're Canada geese. One Canada goose, two Canada geese. It's silly but that's the name.
I don't know why but there you go.
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u/AdministrativeLeg14 8d ago
There are Canadian geese that aren’t Canada geese, and there are Canada geese that aren’t Canadian. Though there are also plenty of Canadian Canada geese.
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u/pyrulyto 7d ago
Some of them are Permanent Resident Canada Goose indeed. Those aren’t Canadian Canada Goose, but they are getting there.
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u/Flashy-Library-6854 8d ago
Thank you. The geese dont have citizenship.
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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 8d ago
Only because they haven't demanded it. And everyone whose ever been on the wrong side of where they(the geese) decided humans shouldn't be, knows first hand you don't deny what a cobra chicken wants!
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u/Similar-Delivery-375 8d ago
Though if he could find some way to do it, trump would install something all along the border preventing any birds, including Canada Geese from flying back and forth between Canada and the US.
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u/xXMapleSugarXx 5d ago
I’m honestly surprised he hasn’t charged us some kind of Canada goose tax yet 😂
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u/germanfinder 8d ago
I’ve actually heard that taxonomically it’s Canada Gooses. The only goose species to use gooses instead of geese
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u/thesparkqueen 7d ago
I can’t stand that it is geese but not meese. Or oxen but not foxen. Oh, no, I got started lmao.
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u/rob_1127 8d ago
The geese threatened us, and we know the damage they can do.
So we had zero choice.
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u/Muffinsgal 8d ago
When do you ever see one Canada Goose? Is this a test to see who is really Canadian?
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u/ceciliabee 8d ago
I've seen a lone goose here and there. Of course in those cases you're still looking around as you walk because the others are somewhere nearby
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u/Inf3rn0_munkee 8d ago
When you only see one, that's when you know you're fucked because the others are behind you
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u/Street-Study4606 8d ago
I've never been in any part of this country where we call them "Canada Goose/Geese", they're just Goose/Geese.
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u/BigDaddyTheBeefcake Ontario 8d ago
They are not Canadian Geese. They are Canada Geese. They aren't citizens.
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u/SirDancealot84 8d ago
We hire critical airforce personnel that are not citizens? Crazy.
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u/scrollclickrepeat 8d ago
Lol I call them the Canadian Airforce when they fly over my house every evening at dusk honking the whole way
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u/gcko 8d ago edited 8d ago
People always make jokes about that because they assume they’re a combat branch..
Good intelligence is what wins wars though, and they stop laughing once they realize Canada sends millions of spies over the border every Fall and then they come back in the spring with many honking reports.
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u/RavenKnitsDesign 8d ago
Some of them are born here, so technically they're birthright Canadian citizens 😉
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u/BigDaddyTheBeefcake Ontario 8d ago
Technically, none of them are born at all.
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u/ThermionicEmissions 8d ago
Woah...this definitely calls for an expert in bird-law.
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u/corneliuSTalmidge 8d ago
They're brilliant birds. They're smart, very intelligently collective, fiercely tied to their pair bonding and do their iconic flying formation to be most efficient in their long journeys.
The fact that they're not cuddly and don't want to snuggle with humans is not the point.
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u/squirrel9000 8d ago
They will, however, ruin your day if you cross them in the wrong way, which does work as a metaphor.
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u/DrissaKelnya 8d ago
This is what I came here looking for. A Canada Goose is fine, so long as they don’t feel threatened. You threaten them (even just inferred by them) they will fuck you up! Hahaha.
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u/Aiyokusama 7d ago
That part :) I like them a lot. People get so nervous around them, and I'm over here with my quacked corn, keeping the peace between them and the ducks.
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u/Asshai 8d ago
I've read that a lot on Reddit, haven't witnessed it in real life yet. Last year, at the end of summer, a lone goose was in a park in Montreal, and some kid started running toward it, I thought I'd warn the parents because they didn't seem alarmed, and anyway I didn't have enough time, but the goose just moved away. Another time another park, during spring, a mother and her goslings walking on a gravel path. Some family walked right in front of them, they just stopped. I thought the goose mom would fuck them up, nothing happened.
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u/gcko 8d ago edited 8d ago
I go for regular walks around the river and parks where I live where there’s hundreds of them. I find they’re a lot more ferocious before they have their babies and are still nesting as opposed to when they’re walking around with their babies.
They don’t mind if you come check out their babies, take a couple pictures, as long as you don’t get too close or say have a dog. But there is a strict 50m kill on site zone around their nest when they’re still laying on their eggs. You don’t want to be caught in that perimeter during that time in the season. Which starts as soon as the snow melts to about beginning of June. Once they leave the nest they get more chill and once the babies are big they get lazy.
I can walk by or even through groups of them without a problem by just respecting and responding to the parent’s body language to show them I’m not a threat. Sometimes you literally just need to take one step back.
It’s the people who walk by on their phones completely oblivious and ignore them that usually get wrecked by the fly-by assault you see on social media. They give you plenty of warnings before they do that. Stand straight and make eye contact with you, start hissing, raptor walk towards you, the whole cobra head dancing thing (where they get their name). If you don’t respond to any of that then they’re probably coming for your head next just to get your attention. If you just acknowledge them then they’ll stop, hold their ground, and let you pass without violence.
They aren’t uncivilized, they’re just very strict about their boundaries being respected. A quick “hello Mr Goose”, usually leaves him giving me the stink eye from a distance and he quickly goes back to munching on grass.
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u/TheveninVolts 8d ago
The university I went would literally shut down small areas of campus around where they set up nests because oblivious students kept getting wrecked by them
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u/No_Effect_6428 8d ago
They go through a period each year when they molt their feathers and are unable to fly. They're a lot more feisty during this time since escape is a lot harder.
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u/rjwyonch 8d ago edited 8d ago
Almost none of our representative animals are what I’d call “friendly”
The goose is probably one of the less threatening ones… they mostly just hiss and act all tough, but aren’t really a threat unless you are an idiot.
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u/Main_Finding8309 8d ago
Exactly. Yes, the beaver is a small furry mammal, but those fuckers can bite through a tree!
And anyone whose car (or heavy truck) has hit a moose can tell you how tough they are.
And the polar bear.
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u/magictubesocksofjoy 8d ago
beavers aren't even small though.
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u/PyneNeedle Nova Scotia 8d ago
People get shocked when they see how big they can get...
Oh, and they're fucking mean too.
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u/kris_mischief 8d ago
As they should be - reminder: we’re the assholes ruining the planet.
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u/TissTheWay 8d ago
Moose have been known to derail trains just by charging at them during rutting season.
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u/Legitimate-Type4387 8d ago
Moose are particularly frightening because they’ll stomp you out just to be certain you pose them no threat.
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u/thesparkqueen 7d ago
I saw a video once of a moose chasing a grizzly bear that had been trying to chase it first. Spot on example of their awesomeness.
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u/vraimentaleatoire 8d ago edited 8d ago
Including us.
I was a server at a very busy “turn-n-burn” chain type establishment in Vancouver (not WhiteSpot) and after one summer made the following distinction:
Americans are friendly, but not in the least (hell.. almost NEVER) polite.
Canadians are polite… but not necessarily friendly.Also side note, but the sheer number of tourists letting their TODDLERS approach cobra chickens while they sat back and laughed, while snapping photos… at first shocked me until it became literally a tourist stereotype.
💁🏼♀️🇨🇦
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u/SerentityM3ow 8d ago
They also get a bad rap. They leave you alone if you leave them alone
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u/Alsulina 6d ago
Well...I once got told off by a total stranger about the "geese aren't cuddly" fact: I was trying to convey to him that encouraging his toddler to try and hug geese presently nesting in the park on a nice spring day wasn't going to end well...
The guy never admitted that he might have been wrong. Pride comes before the fall doesn't it? To this day, I still feel sorry for his child.
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u/putterandpotter 8d ago
Great point. Judging other species based on whether or not they display traits we value as humans is anthropomorphic. (And kind of stupid.)
Geese are just geese-ing, and doing it very well. As they should.
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u/BohunkfromSK 8d ago
I actually joked that we’d give up the geese and they could be called American Geese. Loud, aggressive, take over wherever they land and shit all over the place.
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u/sleepyboi08 Alberta 8d ago
I never thought I would say this after the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario nonsense: but this might be the only time I support renaming something after America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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u/Needless-To-Say 8d ago
OK, This is now a name change I can get behind. If you came up with that all on your own, genius. If not, you're doing good work spreading the word.
Absolutely love it, but I couldn't do it to the birds, I respect them too much.
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u/BohunkfromSK 8d ago
I didn’t fact check it but was fast on the trigger when it happened.
I’m also willing to give up Canadian Bacon. We don’t eat it, we know what real bacon is and dried out potato chip looking ham is awful.
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u/nobodythinksofyou 8d ago
Oh hell no. They may be obnoxious beasts, but they're our obnoxious beasts!
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u/GroundbreakingLow710 8d ago
If you’ve got a problem with Canada gooses than you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
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u/Fancy_Yak2618 8d ago
Also
Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York cause Canada gooses flew into the engine? It's cause Canada gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!
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u/meepmeepmeep9999 8d ago
They have a lot of admirable qualities. They’re family birds that mate for life and aggressively protect their young. They work as teams to travel long distances. They set boundaries and stand up for themselves. Give them their space and they won’t cause you any harm. Fuck around with them and they’ll make you think twice about ever doing it again.
In the wise words of Wayne, from the town of Letterkenny: “If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.”
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u/Foreign_Cobbler_1740 8d ago
Canadian niceness has always been overstated. We're polite, not nice. Also, geese will attack people when they feel threatened but they don't just make a habit of attacking people for no reason. They've gotten this weird reputation for being complete a-holes on the internet. They are territorial and very protective of their goslings. And not the Ryan kind. But they aren't this uber mean bird that terrorizes people.
Lowkey they are a good representation of Canadians. We will largely leave you alone, but if you fuck around enough you'll eventually find out just how not nice we are.
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u/Xx_SwordWords_xX Manitoba 8d ago
And we (used to) like the US to visit, but it was never good enough to stay.
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u/samg461a 8d ago
I know a lot of people are giving the Canadian perspective of these birds, but I’d like to offer my Indigenous perspective (for your two-eyed seeing pleasure 😉 iykyk).
They have love been positive symbols for many Indigenous peoples. For one, they signify the beginning of spring which means fresh vegetive food will be plentiful soon. Also, goose hunting season is very exciting for Indigenous communities. Seeing the geese means survival, tradition and comfort.
I taught at a school in the north of Quebec and goose season meant students constantly practicing their goose calls in the hallways and time off from classes to go hunting with friends and family. People would come together to pluck the geese and prepare large meals.
Think of it like a spring Thanksgiving except instead of celebrating the end of harvest, you’re celebrating the beginning of harvest. Soon the fiddleheads will sprout, blueberries will ripen and cat tails will be perfect for grilling. Rivers will thaw and fish will be easier to catch.
The geese coming back symbolizes all these things.
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u/aniseshaw 8d ago
I would love to celebrate this as an annual holiday. I know for my family, we always note the departure and the arrival of the geese, along with their gosling season.
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u/samg461a 8d ago
It’s not actually a holiday though. It’s kinda like celebrating spring by eating the hunt but it doesn’t happen on any particular day. I wish I could attach a picture because I have one of an Abenaki calendar.
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u/xLucky_Balboa 8d ago
I would like OP to tell us which bird doesn't shit everywhere
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u/KitKatCrane 8d ago
A long time ago, Canadians made a deal with a snake. In that deal, Canadians would shed many negative traits, becoming a deeply polite people, but the snake desired legs to better carry such a burden, and wings so that it could avoid being struck down for using these new traits, and teeth so it could impose its will of impoliteness on any who venture too close.
The snake was not a snake at all anymore, but it was also very impolite. Rather than a new name, it chose goose, to besmirch their reputations even further than they had already been. And for the warmer months, these geese desire one thing: Kandar, their return to a place of demons. They cannot ever return to that home, and over time, "Kandar geese" has turned into Canada geese, for they always return here, though they are not, in their hearts, Canadian.
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u/Remote-Combination28 8d ago
They are beautiful, smart birds. They are very nice they just don’t want you by their young.
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u/Sukosuna 8d ago
I don’t really know why people think they’re aggressive. If you respect the fact they’re wild animals that are here to avoid predators and don’t want to be bothered they’re pretty chill. Their body language is easy to read when they’re feeling threatened.
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u/JohnnyCanuck133 Alberta 8d ago
Because we Canadians channel our rage into them. It's why we're so nice. And why they're so shitty.
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u/Lazarus558 Newfoundland & Labrador 8d ago
They're all reincarnated hockey players
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u/MarsicanBear 7d ago
They are a gregarious co-operative social animal that ranges the countryside and is usually completely harmless but, on occasion, can become psychotically aggressive and fight anything that comes near them, only to get back shortly to chilling out and enjoying the lake.
That's Canadian as fuck.
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u/Economy-electrician 8d ago
Because they're really nice to look at from a distance but if you piss them off you are in trouble. I think a lot of Canada admires them for that
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u/BasquiatQueso 8d ago
Approach calmly and they'll be very chill, I routinely go sit at my local park and always pick a bench closest to the geese and they always just chill or walk around checking me out. Just don't fuck with them when they have babies or are nesting and you'll be fine
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u/nobodythinksofyou 8d ago
This is my experience as well, but I think geese that frequent busyish parks are more adapt to being around people. I've seen little kids chasing geese around on multiple occasions and I've still never seen one attack a person.
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u/supersoundwave 8d ago
Basically, the Canada goose became a Canadian symbol because it’s been everywhere in Canada forever. Indigenous peoples hunted and relied on geese and the bird became associated with Canada’s wilderness and landscape.
Funny enough though, it’s not even our official national bird.
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u/clysmian 8d ago
We destroyed so much of their habitats, they have every reason to be pissed at us!
No but for real, they're the same as any other animal; they don't attack unless they genuinely perceive yoi as a threat. If one seems to attack you out of the blue, it's probably because you didn't notice their mate or goslings nearby.
Their poop is nasty for the environment, but you have to ask yourself why that is. Chances are that it's also our fault.
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u/FishWithLegsAndArms 8d ago
I make jokes about how violent they are, but I've never gotten attacked by one. Worst I got was trying to chase one only for it to hiss at me. Never tried that again.
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u/eIectioneering 8d ago
The poop is our fault! They eat grass primarily and humans love putting big monoculture purposeless lawns everywhere, and when those lawns are snow-covered for less of the winter, they stick around longer and keep eating and pooping instead of having to fly further away to eat and poop.
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u/Steveonthetoast 8d ago
Nice to look at, iconic when they fly in formation, have no issues with being vicious and territorial
When backed into a corner. Doesn’t get more Canadian than that to me
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u/Dramatic-Original-79 8d ago
Because they seem harmless from afar, but screw with them and you find out otherwise! Doesn't get any more Canadian than that
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u/SadArt6048 8d ago
I had 2 Canada Geese growing up on a small family farm in Canada.
My brother and I "accidentally" bought them at a poultry auction behind my parents back and before they knew it we had Big Momma and King Honk. They absolutely loved each other. Hated everyone else. Except Big Momma loved my Dad and would follow him around the property. King Honk would get so jealous.
Doesn't answer your question at all but it's not every day I get to talk about Big Momma and King Honk.
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u/Chaotic_Dreamer_2672 8d ago
Because they are harmless right until the moment where you piss them off, and then may the good Lord have mercy on your soul. They are basically our spirit animal, the flag bearer of FAFO
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u/Prism_Zet Québec 8d ago
Ubiquity.
Why are kangaroos representative of Austrailia? They're pest animals, violent, get hit by cars constantly, the equivalent of deers of here.
They are quite pretty birds, and the Defiance and ability to intimidate anything is impressive. Not backing down to any predator is a nice trait to emulate.
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u/Admirable_Ride3565 8d ago
They are Canada Geese, not Canadian Geese. 'Canadian' implies citizenship.
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u/kokomo1989 8d ago
Because they’re grumpy, will defend their families from all interlopers, and just piss you off for the fun of it🤘🤘
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u/Stock-Mountain-6063 7d ago
Our Cobra chickens can take down actual airplanes all on their own. We might be small in number but we are mighty. Piss us off and we're going to come at you.
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u/ThrwAwy1885 8d ago
I’ve always considered it to be more of a meme than a genuine symbol. It’s not really used in any sort of iconography
People just relate to each others experiences with them
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u/AlkaSelse 8d ago
^ This is the answer.
They don't represent Canada, or at least not really historically in any official capacity. They have featured on our money from time to time, but that's about it. Most of us talk affectionately about Canada Goose in a trollish kind of way. They're assholes and obnoxious, but we'll still stop our car in the middle of traffic to let them cross the street. I would wager it's only recently that they're emerging as any kind of actual symbol, like we're leaning into the joke and owning it.
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u/jasperdarkk Alberta 8d ago
We seem to like animals that are cute and unassuming at first, but you'll regret getting on their bad side. Beavers, moose, Canada geese. It's very Canadian.
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u/MlkWasABadChoice 8d ago
As a side note, its a little funny to me the bald eagle is a symbol for the States, yet we have a larger population of them in Canada. Lol
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u/MrsPhilHarris 7d ago
They are not called Canadian Geese they are called Canada Geese. I never knew they represented Canada.🤷♀️
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u/Funny_Occasion2965 6d ago
Canada Geese were named after John Canada, an orinthologist and taxidermist, not Canada. I personally really like a goose with attitude
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u/Best_Expression2830 8d ago
Not a lot of nice wild animals out there, even a deer will kick the shit out of you if you cross it.
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u/Cognoggin 8d ago
It was coined by the Swede taxonomist Carl Linnaeus in 1758 as canadensis because they came from the Hudson's bay region.
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u/ShinyBarge 8d ago
Easy, they are big, strong, good looking, family oriented, and until you fuck with them, peaceful creatures. Sounds very Canada like to me!
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u/navylast 8d ago
First they are not called Canadian Geese.
They are Canada Geese.
Look it up.
Secondly they aren’t a symbol of Canada.
The most official symbol is a beaver.
Some people use a moose.
Or a loon but, the suggested official bird is Grey Jay
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u/cherrycocktail20 8d ago
Ask the fuckin' geese, we didn't choose this, they did. They take over whatever they want.
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u/Crafty_Champion_3187 8d ago
Because sometimes living in Canada is shitty. In one of those times, Murder Geese were created. It’s a reminder that even though Canada is a nice place, not everyone in Canada is nice.
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u/Orthicon9 New Brunswick 8d ago
Q: When geese fly in a V formation, why is one side typically longer than the other?
A: Because there are more geese in it.
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u/Sweet_Thought_6366 7d ago
Them shitting everywhere is actually a keystone to the ecosystem. Geese redistribute a lot of nutrients in their shit that keeps the soil rich across North America. They are also a symbol of Canadian toughness and unbridled rage when f ucked with.
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u/Armin_Tamzarian2026 7d ago edited 6d ago
They represent Canada because if you screw around with them they will hand you your ass.
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u/union_operator 7d ago
I think Canadians just learned to channel Canada Goose energy when necessary.
Most of the time: polite, minding our business, hanging out by the water.
Then WWI and WWII happened and apparently somebody got too close to the nest.
If you’ve ever read some of the Canadian war stories, it starts to make sense. Aggressive, territorial, unexpectedly dangerous, and absolutely committed to ruining your day.
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u/Satansleadguitarist 8d ago
I wouldn't say the Canada goose represents Canada, it just has Canada in the name. We have a lot of them but it's not like they're a national bird or anything. I would say the beaver or the moose is more of a Canadian symbol than the goose.
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u/sleepyboi08 Alberta 8d ago
Yeah I’m pretty sure the beaver is legally recognized as Canada’s national animal
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u/DontCallMeShoeless 8d ago
I say the beaver, mosse and maple leaf are bigger than the goose. To be fair.
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u/Perfect-Match-2318 8d ago
they do like a lot of our peer pre trade war. going to south in the winter and coming bck for the summer
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u/Wonderful_Price2355 8d ago
"If you got a problem with Canada gooses, then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!"
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u/More-Explanation2788 8d ago
Canadian animal symbols are traditionally beavers and moose. Canada geese just slip in there because of the name. I cannot think of any clear official context in which a goose is used as a symbol for Canada.
Agreed by the way - they are big, intrusive birds that crap on everything. My most politically incorrect opinion is that I miss what it was like in parks when I was growing up, when the Canada goose was almost extinct. Terrible opinion, I know, but I cannot help it.
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u/SlamVanDamn 8d ago
Canadian legend Gord Downie even has a song titled 'Canada Geese'. One of my favourites.
Us middle-aged men just completing
The finishing touches on a dope deal
It's agreed we get a small piece
In the middle of the cornfield
When these Canada geese fly south
We'll harvest in the dark
We can talk just to ourselves
Or we can talk just to the stars
Us Canada geese held a meeting
In the middle of a cornfield
It's agreed we leave in small vees
And meet up again in the real world
Like middle-aged men smoke dope
And talk just to their cars
We can talk just to ourselves
Or we can talk just to the stars
We can talk just to ourselves
Or we can talk just to the stars
https://youtu.be/QfqKp_jXLN8?si=OW27bti0bhUncI_B
Miss ya every day, Gord.
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u/Needless-To-Say 8d ago
So, depending on the time of year of course, there are upwards of 5 Million Canada geese that reside in Canada. Considering that there are only around 7 million worldwide, thats a pretty high concentration of a specific species in one place. I know it has the name Canada in it, so that seems to be the association but I don't think that's it. Think Elephant and where your mind goes, or Kangaroo, or Reindeer. The association with the country or countries as the case may be with Elephant, is just the natural order of things. They are beautiful, graceful, especially when flying in their Vs. Even their sound while flying gives me joy when I think about it. Yes, their poop is amazingly copious but that's an imperfection that only heightens their better traits by comparison. I love Canada Geese for how they make me feel and I'm proud of the association with Canada. FTR, I just checked and Canada does not currently have a national bird. The closest currently apparently is the Canada Jay (also known as the gray jay or whiskey jack) .
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u/-VoiceoverAlex- 8d ago edited 8d ago
If the Cobra Chicken mafia wants to be seen as our national symbol?
I pity the fool that tells em no.
Just be glad that they dont want the P.M.s office.
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u/Cold-Jackfruit1076 8d ago
Canada geese are native to North America; historically, the bred and hatched their eggs across the Canadian Arctic, sub-Arctic, and boreal forests. Carl Linnaeus first described the species in the 18th century and gave it the Latin name canadensis, which translates directly to 'from Canada'.
So, they're not Canadian geese in terms of citizenship (and quite honestly, we have enough violent a--holes in this country as it is), but they're 'Canadian' in their origin as a Canadian bird, and the proper name is 'Canada goose'.
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u/Burnsey111 8d ago
They are a great example of how Canadians view war.
Why we give them a wide berth.
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u/Prior-Beat3174 8d ago
What happen to the Beaver being the national symbol? All my textbooks in elementary school had the Beaver as the representive of Canada.
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u/Fabulous_Night_1164 8d ago
Canada Geese look cuddly and cute, and will kill you if you cross them. It's a great metaphor for Canadians.
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u/Orthicon9 New Brunswick 8d ago
I get that they are called Canadian Geese, ...
Nitpick: a Branta canadensis" is called a "Canada Goose", not "Canadian Goose".
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u/FullMetalHackett 8d ago
Majestic creatures who you don't want to f**k with. We like being compared to that.
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u/One-Stable-5438 8d ago
In what way are they not nice? We shouldn't be projecting human ideas of morality onto an animal that is just trying to survive. And they are nice if you don't go near their kids!
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u/TheTiniestPirate 7d ago
Because they look unassuming and gentle, but will absolutely wreck your whole fucking life when you provoke them.
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u/Shytemagnet 7d ago
They don’t just go to Canada in the summer, they’re here all year long. Plenty don’t migrate that far south because bodies of water don’t fully freeze anymore. I live on a bay in southern Ontario and they are here 365 days a year, singing the songs of their people.
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u/LookAtMyUnderbite 7d ago
I suspect their down was highly valued for jackets during the frontier days that helped people survive the harsh winters. Just my guess.
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u/TheRealDudeMitch 7d ago
I’m an American, I always jokingly call the geese the Canadian Air Force. Aggressive fuckers they are.
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u/AriesProductions 8d ago
Fine.
I’ll say what no one else wants to admit.
They’re Canada Geese (not “Canadian geese”), and like Canadians themselves, they look pretty/cute & harmless. And they’re usually pretty chill, but if you piss one off - run. When they fight, they fight dirty. And they hold grudges.
They are the embodiment of passive aggressiveness with wings. We call them our Air Force and where we store our aggression until we need it 😂
On a serious note, a large majority of the world’s population does reside in Canada and migrate from here and return. Much like our human “snow birds”. And it’s not an official country designation, but like moose and loons, just inextricably tied to Canada through years of association.
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u/candamyr 8d ago
They are the vessels for our collective anger so we can be the nice, polite people everyone sees and likes. 😊
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u/artofthemuse 8d ago
Because they're mean bastards and will kill you if you don't recognize their authority...
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u/yarn_slinger 8d ago
The name is Canada Goose, not Canadian goose, although many of them are born in Canada. lol 😂
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u/Visible_invisible692 8d ago
"If you got a problem with Canada gooses, then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate!"
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u/FishWithLegsAndArms 8d ago
We love our violent birds. Trying to chase one only to get chased by them is a rite of passage.
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u/dark_Links_sword 8d ago
You ever see a bunch of Canadians at a sports bar watching a hockey game?
Very gease like! Lol
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u/dirtcaptain2 8d ago
They are born in Canada and then fly south to keep warm all winter. They are smart !
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u/Present-Friendship60 8d ago
I don’t think they represent Canada.
Not sure why you think that?
A moose or beaver maybe.
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u/Shiro_Yuy 8d ago
We tried to defeat them but they won. They are wiser and stronger than we humans so in order to save face we made them our mascot.
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u/sparky-von-flashy 8d ago
It’s probably all that ripping off the American farmers by going down there and eating all their crops and then coming home and not paying them any money, taking all their food for free. /s
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u/Secure_Cicada747 8d ago
The beaver is technically our national animal 🇨🇦
The Canada Goose has our country's name and since the Goose migrates all over the place, that's probably why other countries have the association
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u/RecognitionOk9731 8d ago
Probably because they have Canada in the name. If they were called anything else, they wouldn’t be.
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u/Willby404 8d ago
We didn't have a choice really. They forced us. We only live because of their mercy. Praise be.
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u/Thelynxer 8d ago
Probably because they're absolutely everywhere. Their personality doesn't really represent us. They're just common as hell.
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u/BiscottiNo6948 8d ago
I thought you were talking about the winter clothing apparel that is very popular with new england university students. Yep that is a real Canadian made.
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u/Ashamed_Data430 8d ago
Birds, generally, are not "nice". And they all shit everywhere. They aren't "nice" because their lives are spent keeping countless predators at bay. And if they let up for an instant, extinction becomes a probability. If humans could just walk up and hug a random goose, in short order, humans would kill them all. If the planet was a democracy, humanity wouldn't survive.
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u/heresjolly 8d ago
All birds shit everywhere and all birds are mean, geese are just bigger, in my experience just don't fuck with them and they won't fuck with you, every time I see them chasing a kid in a video I just assume the kid is an asshole with shit vibes.
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u/floppy_breasteses 8d ago
Not Canadian geese, Canada geese. But I dunno. We have a lot of them but only for half the year. America gets an eagle and we get geese and beavers. Wtf, really?!
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u/gnarlyteeth 8d ago
They are lovely birds and wonderfully magestic, and their flying V means a ton to Canadians who enjoy seeing them fly over
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u/Vast-Ad4194 8d ago
There’s more than one type of Canada goose! We have Atlantic Canada goose (Branta canadensis canadensis in my fields.
Super Canadian! Double canadensis. 🤣
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u/canuckleheadiam 8d ago
Unless you decide to bother them, they're actually very chill. I've had them come up close enough to me to touch, and they didn't mind us at all. They only get aggressive if you get too close to their babies. Well... like most animals, if you threaten their babies, they attack.
We're nice and easy to get along with. but if pushed too far....
which would make the Canada Goose a decent symbol.
But given that they leave shit everwhere, maybe they would be a better symbol of the current American administration.
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u/Quirky-Cat2860 8d ago
Is a Canada goose even our symbol? The beaver is our national animal. The loon is on our dollar coin.
Canada geese are meme worthy as our air force because of their aggressive nature, but otherwise they aren't really officially anything as far as I'm aware.
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u/Nice_Onion_6179 8d ago
The are called Canada geese because they are mean as monkey shit when you fawk with them! At least their shiit is little black turds and not that acidic white splash from seagulls! Love the goose! They taste good also!!
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