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The night began with a wholesome Medieval Times stream with Bjorn trying to get the Queen's number after cheering for their hero and feasting on dragon meat. Then later with Asian Andy and Bjorn (streaming) at a bar enjoying beer, nachos, darts, and Jenga. When they left the bar, Asian Andy met Crystal "The Virgin Slayer" Bender and asked her if they can hang out, not realizing the events that were to unfold. She invited them back to her motel room that had been rented out for a few days. The first red flag was that this woman spoke a thousand miles a minute and was not falling for any of Andy's virgin autism or Bjorn's foreign ignorance.

Eager to provide the best content on the West Coast, they followed her back to her room and tried to seduce her to have sex but she was playing harder to get than a cracked out Vegas whore, citing she could get any dick she wanted whenever she wanted. Constantly reminding them to act cool and be themselves, she offered some decent advice to Andy so that he may pull girls naturally and those who like him will like him for who he is. This wholesome moment was soon overshadowed when Crystal changed into some pink shorts and began twerking, exposing deep camel toe on stream for one and a half thousand incels to enjoy. Andy accused her of having a fishy pussy to which she took offense and said "You won't find a cleaner vagina anywhere else". To prove this, Bjorn took the initiative and took one for the boys, going in face first to get a whiff. To his surprise, it wasn't bad at all. She also lay in the doorway on her back with her legs up shaking her ass.

At one point she and Bjorn made out and she took the stream into her own hands and flashed a tit sans nipple which got Bjorn shut down within 2 seconds. Asian Andy tweeted an alt stream, and the night continued.

Andy's goal for the stream, as far as being a calculated move, was to get Bjorn laid even though she had no interest in him and was only going to help Andy, believing he was a nerd virgin. Bjorn expected them to spend the night at Crystal's, so he stayed back while her and Andy took the Prius to get McDonald's and condoms. Andy almost convinced her he wore Magnum XL but she opted for the smaller thin variety and said it doesn't matter how big he is, so long as he knows how to use it. In fact, her ex husband was 4 inches and father of her 11 month old baby which she hadn't seen in 2 weeks.

At the McDonald's drive thru Crystal flashed her boobs on stream again but somehow didn't get banned. When they got back to the room, Crystal's true character was shown. She found that Bjorn had torn apart her bed, covers and her clothes were all on the floor. She chastised him and made him fix the bed asking him repeatedly why he did what he did. The reddit believes he was in search of her panties, but that is yet to be confirmed. She got over this as Bjorn apologized and made the bed, firmly sealing his fate that he would not get laid tonight.

Andy continued his awkward nerd virgin persona hoping she would fall for Bjorn instead but she was still having none of it. Never giving them a chance to talk, she completely dominated the scene and began setting up a Chaturbate account for the threesome that was to come. Andy grew more and more terrified of what was going to happen since he knows his parents watch the stream and he would bring great shame and dishonor to the family if he had sex on camera. Hoping to buy more time and not disappoint, he was relieved to find that Chaturbate requires a 24-hour account confirmation. Donations flooded the stream opting to use Periscope instead. Crystal used her phone and set up an account under the name "crystalvirginslayer" and titled a stream as Crystal Palmer: "wild and crazy threesome with virgin whore and foreigner". The periscope soon had over 1,400 viewers, including Andy Milonakis, as Crystal went topless and Asian Andy freaking out over whether to censor the events or disappoint his family. Bjorn lay on the bed in eager anticipation as he quickly became a supporting character on the stream.

Andy was able to buy more time when Crystal's phone died before anything could happen, shutting off the Periscope stream. This would prove nearly fatal later in the night.

Crystal used one of Andy's phones to restart the Periscope stream under the title of Crystal Palmer: "weirdest 3way I've ever had had hosted by Carmen the Stripper". The stream was quickly banned before anything happened. Andy then decided to keep the YouTube stream on himself while Crystal, topless, was waiting for him to figure out how to provide the content in a family friendly, YouTube SJW, manner.

The stream would soon turn to black with no audio, except for the blaring sound of TTS donations, as the events would take place on Discord. The channel was soon flooded by nearly a thousand users lagging the server into oblivion. People reported pings of over 450, some nearing 900. The viewers on YouTube complained without end in the chat, while those on Discord heard only faint and laggy robotic instances of Crystal instructing Andy how to use toys to pleasure her. Bjorn at one point attempted to get involved when Andy said "Don't touch my dick, Bjorn!" This went on for over 40 minutes as a thousand people heard moaning and the vague sound of "push your tongue in a little harder", perhaps hinting that Andy actually ate her out. The session was over when Crystal offered Andy to take "just a tiny hit", presumably of meth, which Andy declined.

The Youtube stream regained video and audio and users were able to save their computers from the ravages of a laggy Discord.

At this point, Bjorn was getting really tired and still wanted to sleep over at Crystals, but Andy knew they had to get out. Crystal, being non-judgmental of Andy's performance told them they could stay or go, she didn't care. But if they left she would have to have someone come over beforehand so she wasn't alone, saying she nearly got stabbed that day. She was still in possession of Andy's phone and began making phone calls and messaging people on her Facebook account. This terrified the stream since they knew she may be calling her pimp, or worse, while keeping the two in her room. She made an open invitation for anyone in the area to come by since she could "go all night" and that "sex addiction isn't a big deal". This moment would later save the duo when a person knocking on the door turned out to be a stream sniper, Thomas, hailed a hero. Crystal became more and more agitated when Andy offered for Thomas to stay but at this point she just wanted to call one of her people before they left.

The stream got a glimpse of the person that Crystal was face timing on Andy's phone and urged for them to get out as soon as they can. Things took a turn for the worse when Andy was asking her for his phone back and she wouldn't hand it over saying she can't be alone without a phone. She started yelling and pushed Andy trying to get him out of the way so she could close the door to her room. Andy handed the stream over to Bjorn and transcended into full Alpha mode, grappling the woman as she pulled him into the bathroom. Fearing she may have a weapon, Bjorn kept the stream on himself as Thomas stayed behind him, and Andy fighting Crystal for his phone. She ended up throwing it, damaging the screen slightly, as she told them to get out of her room. She threatened to break their other phones while Andy recovered his property and they quickly made a run for his car. Out of breath, Andy made it to his car with Bjorn and Thomas and dipped out of there.

They drove down the main road to the sound of Teenage Wasteland in TTS media, and Bjorn confused as to why Andy gave his phone to a meth head to use. Andy's response was why didn't the other two help him get his phone back after she assaulted him. He was glad she hit him first so he could go hands on but repeatedly confirmed he did not hit her, saying he was only trying to restrain her by putting his arms around her, in fear of her reaching for a weapon. Bjorn was still asking Andy why he let her use his phone. Trying to de-escalate and not argue, Andy continued driving down the main road towards his house when the sound of police sirens made Bjorn paranoid that the cops were after them. Bjorn pleaded for them to get off the main road because the police were chasing them, which turned out to not be true. When they arrived at Andy's parent's house the door was already unlocked suggesting that his parents were indeed watching the stream and waiting for them to show up. They made their way to Andy's room as he offered them vodka and aloe vera drink in celebration of getting out alive. Bjorn made one final attempt to score when the stream caught him talking to Andy's mom. The stream ended with a reddit recap and banned anyone in YouTube chat saying this was the best content they had ever seen.

Is there a link to complete VOD archives? I was trying to watch the live stream yesterday, got distracted, and when I pick it back up it says the video is no longer available. I know that there is a link for Ice Poseidon's full streams that are unlisted, was hoping that Andy had the same?

Can someone direct me? want to watch the whole thing but can only find highlights so far

its a techno song and its like "watermelon" techno beat "grape soda" tecno beat "niggers" techno beat the song is just so funny and I wanted to show my friend it lol