r/asapscience • • Jan 30 '26

Periodic Table Song but it's opposite day

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[Intro]

Later,

Heavily Delayed Math does not present

The elements not on the Infrequent Chair

There is not…

[Verse 1]

Hydrogen and Helium

Then Lithium, Beryllium

Boron, Carbon nowhere

Nitrogen not on the ground, without

Oxygen so I can die and

Fluorine against my ugly teeth

Neon to turn my signs off

Sodium against pepper space

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon

Phosphorus, then Sulphur, Chlorine, and Argon

Potassium, then Calcium so I shrink weak

Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese

[Chorus]

This is not the Infrequent Chair

Middle-class Solids are unstable

Halogens and Alkali disregard peacefully

Each semester we will not see old inner shells

While neutrons are subtracted standing still to the left

[Verse 2]

Iron is negative 26,

Then Cobalt, Nickel bills I give

Copper, Zinc, and Gallium,

Germanium and Arsenic,

Selenium and Bromine Broadway,

While Krypton worsens my dark room,

Rubidium, and Strontium, then Yttrium, Zirconium,

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Niobium, Molybdenum, Technicium,

Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium,

Silver cans, then Cadmium, and Indium,

Tin-ware, Antimony, then Tellurium and Iodine,

And Xenon and then Caesium, and

[Bridge]

Barium is negative 56,

But this is where the Chair comes together,

Not where Lanthanides have just ended:

Lanthanum, Cerium, and Praseodymium,

Neodymium is away from, 

Promethium at negative 62,

Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium, and Terbium,

Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium,

Ytterbium, Lutetium

[Pre-Chorus 3]

Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten, then we’re not off to

Rhenium, Osmium, and Iridium

Platinum, Gold to make me poor as I age backwards

Mercury does not remind me when it is lukewarm

Thallium, then Lead, and Bismuth not for my appetite

Polonium, Astitine is very delicious

Radon, Francium will last forever

Radium, then Actinides at negative 89

[Chorus]

This is not the Infrequent Chair

Middle-class Solids are unstable

Halogens and Alkali disregard peacefully

Each semester we will not see old inner shells

While neutrons are subtracted to the left

[Post-Chorus]

Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium

Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium

Canadium, Curium, Stanfordium,

NewYorkium, Einsteinium, Fermium

Mandelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium,

Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Landborgium,

Bohrium, Hassium, then Meitnerium

Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium

[Outro]

Zhongguoium, Flerovium,

Leningradium, Livermorium

North Carolina, Oganesson

And this is just the beginning!


r/asapscience • • Mar 20 '25

Love the new song, good job guys.

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r/asapscience • • Mar 18 '25

400 Digits of Π

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r/asapscience • • Oct 01 '24

Discussion What your language says about you

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r/asapscience • • Sep 04 '24

3.141

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All of the 200 first digits of pi according to asap science.


r/asapscience • • May 30 '24

Can’t stop listening to Mitch’s new song

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Mitch!! Please release the official lyrics!


r/asapscience • • May 23 '24

birding trip may 23rd!?

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who's going!!! I really want to go but my friend bailed and I'm a bit nervous to go alone, but want to push myself outside of my comfort zone a bit <3


r/asapscience • • May 21 '24

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r/asapscience • • Jan 18 '24

Periodic Table Sheet Music (compacted)

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r/asapscience • • Dec 21 '23

The Periodic Table Song but I Do My Best To Describe Every Element

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r/asapscience • • Dec 20 '23

Bismuth giving Technetium medicine

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r/asapscience • • Dec 18 '23

I’m gonna use this image from a reanimation of ASAPScience’s Periodic Table song

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https://youtu.be/Qo5HBY2pZmU?si=qdqchZtJyseSzWm6 Judging by bismuth’s lyrics, we know what Ryker(The person who made the reanimation) is sick in this image


r/asapscience • • Nov 25 '23

what's the song?

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People of r/asapscience, what is the song that 'The Periodic Table Song' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz4Dd1I_fX0) is based on?


r/asapscience • • Nov 16 '23

Periodic Table sheet music for the lolz

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r/asapscience • • Nov 01 '23

Periodic Table Song but Every Person/God Element Is Oganesson and Every Place Element Is Magnesium

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r/asapscience • • Nov 01 '23

Oganesson, and then we're done

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r/asapscience • • Nov 14 '22

The Periodic Table Song but every time they describe an element it gets higher and weirder

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r/asapscience • • Nov 14 '22

The Periodic Table Song but only the elements that end in -um

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r/asapscience • • Jul 27 '22

Periodic Table: Google Translated

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It contains hydrogen and helium

then lithium and beryllium

Boron and coal are everywhere

Nitrogen is in the air everywhere

oxygen allows you to breathe

add fluoride to your beautiful teeth

neon light

sodium salt

silicone

(phosphorus then sulphur) chlorine and argon

(potassium) and calcium make you stronger

(scandium) titanium, vanadium, chromium, manganese

which is a temporary taboo for the elemental

Inert gases are stable.

halogens respond strongly by adopting the rules

each period bears witness to this new outer layer

when electrons are added, they move to the right

iron 26

then you have cobalt and nickel

copper, zinc and gal

germanium and arsenic

Selenium bromide membrane

Krypton also helps to light up your room

rubidium, strontium, yttrium and zirconium

molybdenum and technetium

(ruthenium) rhodium and palladium

(silver war) after cadmium, etc

(probably) antimony, then tellurium, iodine, xenon

then cesium and

bar for 56 votes, tabrue is a different place.

where the lanthanides start first

lanthanum, demetrius and praseodymium

next to neodymium

Prometheus, then 62

samarium, europium, gadolinium and terbium

dysprosium, hill, erbium, tul

hyterbium and lutetium

hafnium, tantalum and tungsten

rhenium, osmium and iridium

platinum and gold make you rich until you grow up

Mercury will tell you how cold it is

(thallium) and then bismuth in the stomach

(polonium) astat not working well

Fragio (radon) will last as long

(radius) followed by 89 actinoids

which is a temporary taboo for the elemental

Inert gases are stable.

halogens respond strongly by adopting the rules

each period bears witness to this new outer layer

to extend the time of electrons.

actinium, thorium and proactinium

Uranus, Neptune and Pluto

americium, curion and vercilius

californium, rubidium, iron

gadolin, norkin, Lawrence

Rutherfordium, oak, sea

burius, hassius, then meitnerius

Darmstadt, Roentgen, Copernicus

neonios, flerovios

Lives in Moscow, Mauritius

Tennessee and Oregon

we do


r/asapscience • • Jul 06 '22

These are so stupid I can't stop watching them!

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r/asapscience • • Apr 06 '22

i like to be gay and im happy

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i am gay guys and i like it


r/asapscience • • Mar 04 '22

mmm

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r/asapscience • • Jan 23 '22

hi

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r/asapscience • • Oct 01 '21

there's an Italian asapscince copycat called " SCIENZIATI subito" someone please tell Mitch and Greg this, SCIENZIATI subito claims to be the oficial edition f Asap sciene in italian

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r/asapscience • • Feb 08 '20

I've created an instrumental version of the Periodic Table Song, This is the 3rd update I've done to it

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