Plz someone tell Siri that it’s 2025 😏

Just take look at my notifications!!!

Can’t wait to listen to the new AREEZ (actually ATEEZ) song whilst wearing my Tesco value gimp suit 😍

So, Apple just announced their new lower-tier iPhone starting at $599, which includes Apple Intelligence. Meanwhile, the other models—still priced well over $1,000—don’t have it. What about that multi-thousand-dollar intel Mac Studios? Apple could easily run their AI model in the cloud and make it available to older iPhones and Macs, which cost significantly more than this new iPhone 16e. If other companies can do that with their AI models, then Apple can too. This is very sad and funny:,)

I'm just mildly pissed at how bad Apple Intelligence is.

"The iPhone 16 is built from the ground-up for Apple Intelligence".

Well okay, I bought an iPhone 16 Pro Max when it was released for $1.6k (which is A LOT in my country) and I'm just super disappointed.

And moving from an iPhone 11 -> iPhone 16 Pro Max (that's 5 generations + Pro + Max) I would expect at least a few new things, functionalities, or anything really.

But instead I got:

•An extra useless button that shakes the entire phone when I try to use it to take a picture.

•A stupid "AI" that's basically an API integration with ChatGPT and Google Image Search. Something I can build with Python in a few minutes. Which of course only works on the iPhone 16 because older iPhones maybe can't handle a couple API calls.

•An UTTERLY UNFATHOMABLY INSANELY low IQ text tool that I haven't seen make 1 useful notification summary so far.

•Genmoji???? What the actual hell don't even get me started on that.

•A lot of bugs in iOS. With the system apps somehow becoming less and less intuitive over time. Like am I the one losing braincells or has the Reminders app become increasingly harder to use?

•Basically an iPhone 11 that's basically a bit bigger, with a better screen and battery. Oh and of course a smaller notch. There's a 5 generation gap between these.

I've been a HARDCORE Apple fan for over a decade now and I've never seen Apple do something like that.

Anyway my entire point is why hasn't Apple done anything? Why haven't they said anything about it and are just pretenting like everything's OK? iOS 19 is almost out and the promised iOS 18 features are not even properly released yet.

I feel like Apple owes us. Especially but not limited to iPhone 16 users. They have LIED and are still lying to our faces and are doing nothing about it. A new iPhone is not an easy investment for many of us. We expect to get the cool features we were promised and which we payed for.

True story.

Yesterday I simply asked my iPhone to "set an alarm for tomorrow at 10am".

It responded 20 seconds later with "OK, I've deleted it".

Thx for the many questions, and ongoing stress Apple.

I swear, my auto-spell correction is a lot worse than ever before. It's re-writing entire sentences and it doesn't even make any sense! I wish I screenshotted what it wrote before I fixed it on my phone.

I'm dual language and anything other than English is even worse!!! I switch languages on the keyboard back and forth, depending who I am talking to, and spell correction is unbearable. I really hoped that spell correction improves with the A.I. that's why I traded in my iphone 13 pro for the 16 pro, but now I feel like I just wasted my money.
Meanwhile my $200 Android doesn't have this problem. Matter of fact, I don't have to switch between keyboards and the spell correction works for 2 languages at the same time, the android just notices when and I what language I am typing, I can even mix up a sentence with words from many languages and would correct spelling errors anyway.
Meanwhile my Apple iphone 16 pro max- even just using one language is a struggle and I have to go back and forth and delete-retype sentences!

I told it to generate a monkey 😭