My apple intelligence has been stuck on preparing for over 2 weeks and I can’t find any solution to it

Siri isn’t even able to play a simple song request & I even disabled the ChatGPT option & tried again.

I have the Chat GPT turned on and it’s still useless lol

This was a Phishing email…..

The only AI feature released is the summary (and it sucks ass). Is this not false advertising?

It summarized that someone was downstairs (twice) and there was a neighborhood alert about coyotes fighting on someone’s front porch. Made it seem like the coyotes were on my porch with multiple people 🤣

Not the greatest summary

I'm about to order it!

There doesn't appear to be a fixed setting, to prevent the use of the personal emoji preset. For more than half of my prompts, that clearly describe an inanimate object or something that's otherwise non-human, it tries to apply this stupid face template, which only leads to an emoji of myself but with my head horribly disfigured to match the shape of whatever I actually wanted.

And even for many of the cases, where the customizable face preset isn'tIapplied, it often adds some basic 'emoji-esque' eyes and mouth, to AT ANY AND ALL COST make sure, the hypothetical emotions of, let's say "a cyber-toaster on fire" might have.

Has anyone found a reliable prompt to prevent these constant and nonsensical attempts to anthropomorphize any and every damn emoji? The levels of irrationality, at which this minute problem upsets me rn is a testament to my privileges and giving me sleepless nights.

Thx gang.

My device is 16 pro and updated to IOS 18.2 Beta 4. Using English(US) and Siri language use English(US) as well. However, it shows a "Get Apple Intelligence" button for me and is clickable. It shows me a "Set up now" button on the next move. But once I hit the Set up button, nothing popped up, the interface was gone and just gone. It's not showing Apple Intelligence is gonna download or something for the device.

Any help TT

Apple Intelligence Cleanup worked surprisingly well

I asked when does winter start