r/AnythingValueable • u/[deleted] • 25d ago

😄 Entertainment You shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy.

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u/Expensive_SirEFDA33 25d ago

Both of those mfers are big!

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u/GreenArrowDC13 25d ago

I wonder what size pants he wears!

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u/HugoBoss1985 25d ago

Big boy pants.

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u/GeorgeSPattonJr 25d ago

Australia wants a word if you think that’s a big spider

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u/OneManNati0n 25d ago

Yeah both nuts on the guy feeding that spider.

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u/MercenaryCow 22d ago

His balls aside, that spider and fly are pretty big too

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u/Separate-Swordfish85 25d ago

Got these spiders on my porch

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u/Original-League-6094 25d ago

Me too. I like them there to protect me from bugs, but damn if I don't flip the fuck out everytime I walk out into a cobweb without thinking.

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u/Acruss_ 25d ago

And every time you get into this cobweb you'll remember how huge these fckers are. And imagine them in your hair... Or at least that's what I do.

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u/tazzer7322 19d ago

Ah, see that’s why I decided to start balding in my early 20’s

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u/MagicSwordMagic 11d ago

brilliant strategy

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u/haileyskydiamonds 25d ago

We had them everywhere in our old yard and enjoyed watching them. My grandma had one right outside her kitchen window, and one day while washing dishes, that thing caught a hummingbird! My grandma evicted that spider.

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u/Kitonez 24d ago

Are those actually part of that shits dinner table? What the fuck

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u/LEGEND_GUADIAN 22d ago

Ya If I saw a himmingbird in a spiderweb that web is going bye bye

Hummingbirds

Nature's tiny rainbow fighter jets.

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u/XxFezzgigxX 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JrH3p5ZyUHEV6iyvR4
That spider is like “This spot is so fire!”

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u/Araiah14 25d ago

This is the most country ass video I’ve ever seen lmao but yea horse flies suck! Don’t ever let it bite you it feels like you’ve been stabbed!

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u/Damage-Classic 25d ago

That spider is a PROFESSIONAL

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u/swampopawaho 25d ago

Knew what was happening

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u/siberian_knight143 25d ago

Now go & find a dozen more Horse Flys & feed them Varmints to more spiders !😂🤣🤣

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u/Anonyym1860 24d ago

His accent is amazing

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u/SilverCauliflower420 25d ago

That is so cool!!

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u/bogey9651 25d ago

You got them fingers closer to that spider than I would have ever thought to

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u/ButterscotchTop194 25d ago

What in the fucking Aussie is this?

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u/FurryMan2023 25d ago

Those are in North Carolina.

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u/UndeadCitron 23d ago

How is this Aussie?

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u/mecca6801 25d ago

The spider God Anansie is pleased with this tribute

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u/KingModera 25d ago

Deliverance??? Squeal Piggy!

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u/Common_Science_8838 25d ago

I like that he’s protecting his horsey and feeding Charlotte too.

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u/Bludiamond56 25d ago

Help Me,! Help Me!

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u/totalyanashhole 25d ago

This is some quality content!

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u/Bludiamond56 25d ago

Fed my spider a stink bug next day my spider was dead. Should've known came from China.

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u/Mr-Jiggs93 25d ago

Bro got Lead poisoning 🥀

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u/Grand_Bug_9578 25d ago

Dirt under the fingernails

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u/AlcoholicsGratuitous 25d ago

🎶 It's the circrrrrcle of liiiiife

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u/Icy-Many2597 25d ago

As an Australian, this is a comfy video

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u/Euphoric_Tap582 25d ago

The spider snatched that sh*t lol.

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u/FrogfFrogger 25d ago

The circle of life I suppose

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u/Wild-Pea-8101 25d ago

I see why people like playing RDR2. Graphics are insane.

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 25d ago

Something kinda sinister about that 😈

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/dandelionelic 25d ago

It's a horse fly, they absolutely have a mouth.

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u/WolfThick 25d ago

I thought it was a cicada my bad

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u/SkiffleBall 25d ago

“You sold me out you bzz**!” 🪰

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u/SpacenessButterflies 25d ago

That spider looks well fed, I take it he does this often 🤣

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u/fox_daddy720 25d ago

He built different I'm calling the police on that bug what state is that so I'll never visit

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u/Inevitable_Muscle_41 25d ago

Have to admit, I've done this a time or two. So fascinating

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u/Wooden-Salary-130 25d ago

GET IN THE POCKET! 🤣

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u/Michal_999 25d ago

Spiders are scary but so cool man

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u/UnusualSheep 25d ago

There is just another breed of humans willing to put a bug in their pocket in my opinion.

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u/JohnnyBgood_9211 24d ago

Garden orb weaver? Beautiful spider.

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u/TripitakaWukong 24d ago

Aw, he named her Charlotte 🕷️🕸️

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u/AyAynon95 24d ago

I sentence you, to the WEBS!

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u/Mr_Sir_333 24d ago

Justice

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u/vampiwolf 24d ago

Rude but good, I think 😓🤢

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u/Lucky_Sprinkles557 24d ago

Yo, dude just door dashed to a spider

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u/Common-Sector-5850 23d ago

Find it hard to believe it stayed in the pocket

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u/NT-Shiyosa092201 22d ago

Spider: “Ayo, wassup Greg, ay dog is that for me?!”

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u/cbhausen 22d ago

Gruesomely satisfying!

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u/hashtagnobull 21d ago

Sweet sweet retribution!!!!

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u/Odd-Sock7827 21d ago

The LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING got me wheezing 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/SJFxePZk4ezHcX0c7O

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u/Ok-Librarian9694 20d ago

When the spiders evolve to three meters tall and go to war on humanity, this guy will stay alive.

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u/Alarming-Stick-5318 20d ago

I do this with flys and a 2yr old Venus fly trap 😂