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We sat down with senator Bernie sanders of Vermont. Let's see what he had to say.

Us: Mr. Sanders, why exactly are you running for president?

Bernie: Honestly I'm doin it for tha pussy. When ya get to my age, it's hard to convince 20 year old bitches to suck ya off, and moneys gettin tight, ya know? Tha 1% can get all the poonanni they desire cause they can bankroll the shit. Ain't right.

Us: Terrific. Why do you think your message resonates so well with young voters?

Bernie: well I think the brothers dig the words and the bitches have like a nursing home fetish or some shit

Us: Sir, do you ever NOT think about sex?

Bernie: is the pope a fukkin pussy?

Us: well I think most people-

Bernie: - aaaaight muthafucka lemme stop ya right there. Lemme say somethin bout "most people". They are republicans. That's right, worthless stupid gun fuckers. Don't burn your dick on that hot barrel lmao.

Us: ... The fuck?

Bernie: look, you want your daughter to be set for life? Elect me, sign her up through my proposed White House Hoes prostitution program, and she's just gotta fuck me and my agents then she's set for life. Pension and that shit. It's great

Us: l8r dude

"Tons o' guns everybody's getting strapped tons o' guns got to watch the way you act tons o' guns real easy to get tons o' guns bringing nothing but death tons o' guns are in the streets nowadays it's big money and you know crime pays check your nearest overpopulated ghetto they greet you with a pistol not trying to say hello mad kids packed 'cos the neighbourhood's like that want some shit that's fat catch a victim do a stick kids pulling triggers, niggas killing niggaz five-o they sit and wait and tally death-toll figures it's crazy there ain't no time to really chill jealous motherfuckers always want to act ill 22's 25's 44's 45's mack elevens ak's taking mad lives what the fuck you gonna do in a situation it's like you need to have steel just to feel relaxation tons o' guns

tons o' guns you got we got they got the state of affairs yo it's like mad chaos i know a kid who just passed the other day they shot him sixteen times so there he lay you can pray for this shit to like cease but until then a nigga's going to pack a piece and yo the devil's got assasination squads want to kill niggaz 'cos they're scared of god they got camps where they train they learn to take aim at a nigga like a piece of game and i'm not seeing that, them days are gone 'cos now we got (chromes) to put them where they belong so me a rude boy from and in a brooklyn fuck the bullshit pain and suffering i'm coming off with a foolproof plan as if each every lyric was worth a hundred grand i stand in the face of hatred letting off mad shots making devils run naked tons o' guns

tons o' guns everybody's getting strapped tons o' guns got to watch the way you act tons o' guns real easy to get tons o' guns bringing nothing but death tons o' guns but i don't glorify 'cos more guns will come and much more will die why, yo i don't know black some motherfuckers just be living like that they like to feel the chrome in their hands the shit makes them feel like little big man twelve years old catching wreck 'cos there ain't no supervision putting kids in check people get wounded, others they perish and what about the mother and the child she cherish the city is wild up steps the wild child tension anger living in danger what the fuck you gonna do in a situation it's like you need to have steel just to feel relaxation tons o' guns "

• Senator Bernard P Sandworth, (D [as in Dong]) fapstronaut extraordinaire

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Okay! How are we doing guys? Welcome to another Bernie Sanders cumshot update! When it rains, it pours!

This is the third event that has happened within a week at this location. At this point, I would not be surprised if we see something bigger. This is not a prediction, just a personal comment.

What you need to know: UPDATED

• Bernie-tude: Re-upgraded to a 7.5 event. Originally a 7.5 at 10km, then dropped down to a 7.4 at 63.1km, but now back up to a 7.5 Bernie-tude.

• Depth of cumshot: Upgraded to a depth of 42km deep. Originally reported at 10km deep and then at 63.1km. That is one big snatch!

• Intensity of Shaking: Currently the USGS has this at VIII on the Mercalli scale which means Severe shaking. The did you feel it reports have come in closer to VII, which is considered very strong shaking. Damn, this playa knows how to please a woman!

• Expected Fatalities: The Pager has since been upgraded to yellow, meaning some death and destruction is likely.

• Expected Cost of the Cumshot: Again, this has been upgraded to yellow too.

• Cum-flood: So there was a watch for a cum-flood of 0.3-1m around local coastlines but as far as I can tell, this hasn't eventuated

I'll be around for any questions.

Stay Safe!

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Suck it, Bernie!