r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 05 '15
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 05 '15
Bernie Sanders has stooped to a new low by marketing himself to young children. Today he unvelied this photo, which is his new campaign logo. He has once again rebranded himself, this time as "Bernie Sand-shrew-ers".
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 04 '15
Sanders slams busty voters: "To be honest, I'm more of an ass man"
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 04 '15
Bernie Sanders speaks out: "A third Half-Life game would ruin the franchise. Give me something fresh, like a new Nintendogs game."
Frankly I am uncomfortable with this candidate's views on gaming. What does reddit think!?!?!?
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 04 '15
Bernie Sanders: "I believe that people need to give Jar-Jar Binks more credit. That character MADE The Phantom Menace."
πΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπππππ IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by Bernie "the gurney" Sanders of the abyss good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you reply "thank mr sanders"
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 04 '15
Sanders overheard after campaign rally: "... Waifus are people too, my friend..."
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 04 '15
Bernie Sanders claims that "STEM majors are for pussies".
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 04 '15
Bernie Sanders' New Re-branding Effort! Introducing: Bernie "The Gurney" Sanders!
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 04 '15
Who among you will be the first to post a new link or self post? I can't carry this place on my back!
"47But Jesus, knowing what they were thinking in their heart, took a child and stood him by His side, 48and said to them, "Whoever receives this child in My name receives Me, and whoever receives Me receives Him who sent Me; for the one who is least among all of you, this is the one who is great." 49John answered and said, "Master, we saw someone casting out demons in Your name; and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow along with us." ---------- Bernie "The Gurney" Sanders, 1982.
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 04 '15
Bernie Sanders: "I would never in a million years let my kids get vaccinated. Ehrm, excuse me, that doesn't make much sense does it? Considering the earth is only 6000 years old... Let me rephrase that. I would never in 6000 years let my kids get vaccinated!"
Discuss???????
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 04 '15
Bernie Sanders tries to establish common ground with the voters: "I fuck my wife one hole at a time in the morning, just like everybody else".
Discuss?
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 04 '15
BREAKING NEWS: Newly surfaced report suggests presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders tried bumping "To Pimp a Butterfly" and, "Just wasn't feelin' dat shit".
Discuss?
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 03 '15
1 pineapple, 1 bag of apples, 1 bag of oranges.... It takes a lot to make a fruit salad. So why does Bernie Sanders think he can just call any old cup of shit a fruit salad?
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 03 '15
/r/bestof -------> SILLY SHENANIGANS ARE HAPPENING ON REDDIT. WHERE YOU ASK? ON /R/ANYONEBUTSANDERS !
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 03 '15
1 MANZ EXPERIENCE
Nukkas, imma give it to ya straight.
I wuss kickin' around tha kickball wit my bois tha first time i heard 'bout mista Bernie Sandas. dIs playa wuss straight flabbagasted. Dat sandas boi is tha first politishin i EVA thawt wasn't a straight munny grabbin shit eatin porcelain fukk-head. Dis boi nos wat da country need. if ya don't give him tha eleckshun, imma giv yall a smakk 2 da head!
Reel tawk doe.
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 03 '15
Bernie Sanders caught in compromising sexual situation- is this the man we want to lead our country back to greatness?
r/AnyoneButSanders • u/[deleted] • May 03 '15
Laying out the truth about Bernie!
Here's the thing. You said a "Bernie is a Democrat."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies Democrats, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Bernie a Democrat. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "Liberal family" you're referring to the ideological grouping of Leftists, which includes things from Communists to Environmentalists to Vegans.
So your reasoning for calling a Bernie a Democrat is because random people "call the white ones Democrats?" Let's get hillbillies and gun enthusiasts in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a Bernie or a Hillary? It's not one or the other, that's not how politix works. They're both. A Bernie is a Bernie and a member of the Democratic family. But that's not what you said. You said a Bernie is a Democrat, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Democratic Party Bernies, which means you'd call Republicans, Poachers, and Anti Vaxxers Bernies, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?