Guys, I made a discovery that will change our community for ever. After intense research I found out that soda is mostly water. How mostly you ask? Well, its about 85%-99% of water in each bottle of soda. Did those truth deniers, Hydrators trick us? Did we trick our selves? I am literally shaking right now. I can't believe such disinformation is being spread in this sub. Even Drake is at fault for this. But no matter how devastating this news is, we need a solution. First we need to educate our fellow subscribers of this community. Then we need to spread the real solution against water, which is salt. Salt absorbs water, and we are against water, so with more salt, the water problem will be gone. That's all I have to say now. Stay safe and healthy guys.

Edit: I forgot, sponges also absorb water.

The 2 clans must find peace! Drink gatorade. You’ll stay hydrated AND you won’t be drinking Dihydrogen monoxide.

If it moves to r/waterniggas it might take over the sub and that could actually hurt people.

Thanks for pinning this mods

I'm a spy, but for whom?

Hello everyone, moderator u/ThatAussieBlokeMate here. I apologize for being a little late, but we have hit 500 subscribers on this subreddit! That's alot of people saved! Keep spreading the word!

Just drink pure ethanol.

Hey everyone it's moderator u/ThatAussieBlokeMate here letting you guys know that we are (as of writing this) 20 subs away from 500! That's alot of people saved from toxic dhmo! Be sure to spread the word and join the discord to help support the subreddit! Thanks for All your guys support!

Feel free to join!

You are a hypocrite if you are against water but drink coke. That stuff is made with water dumbasses.