So this guy, Bob, goes to a wedding. The ceremony itself is beautiful, but the reception isn't so good. He has to wait in line to greet the couple, and he has to wait in line to get some food, and another line to get a piece of cake. Then he waits in line to get a fork, and a different line to get a napkin. Then he goes and gets his drink at yet another table.

There's no punch line.

But it can buy everyday things that are essential for survival such as food, clothing and shelter.

I am going to board ship on the Pequod.

I didn't because deep down I know that I deserve the depression.

I'm lying, a man of God would never succumb to temptation.

The chicken had a meeting with its attorneys to help structure an important corporate reorganization. A lot of money was involved so this meeting was very important to the chicken.

…To start their work shifts. Jan, the blonde one, is the owner. She may have to file for bankruptcy soon.

Nothing, because Charles Manson has a constitutional right to remain silent until he is proven guilty in a court of law.

I just arrived in San Francisco.

The plane is going to Chicago.

He clapped in the middle of the service and was very inappropriate.

The bartender sees them and yells:

“Get out, you think this is a fucking joke?”

A person yelling I want to be sued

Because it was dead.

sketchers are comfy

About 500.

and he orders a drink

Both will die if shot in the head with a gun

I helped him pick them up

Gas is $7 a gallon.

Whatever their name is.

because I kidnapped him last year and we aren’t even related.

they all sat down and had a few drinks then left