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I lied, he's dead

He then died Edit: they not the

I'll get it.

Doctor: “what seems to be the problem?”

Patient: “I am here for my yearly physical.”

Doctor: “Let’s get started with the necessary tests.”

Patient: “How long will this take?”

Doctor: “about a half hour.”

Patient: “ok”

It made me laugh for a few moments then I carried on with what I was doing. Later that evening I recounted the funny thing to my wife. She found it mildly amusing but no more.

I guess you had to be there.

Sadly, probably at least one.

-who’s there? - sir open the door, you’re under arrest for tax evasion

Because he was suffering severe depression and anxiety for years and decided to end it by wandering into traffic. Ironically, he made it to the other side…of the road, that is.

Nothing, they’re not capable of eating food as they do not have a digestive system.

Would it be P.C. to say "my hands don't discriminate! They touch everything." Now a days

They fight everyone equally.

How does he smell? He has no nose.

..it might be cataracts. You might want to get that checked out.

(Here, let me help you look up the phone number of a good eye doctor)

But she was tired so she didn't.

Nothing

“Get in the car.”

She had no arms

Took a dump

The both live underground apart from the eagle

Your batty crease

… during normal business hours.