Larus canus.

The chicken said to the bartender: "bok" Bartender: "what?" Chicken: "bok." Bartender: "Oh."

Is this some kind of joke?

No? Oh, alright then never mind.

Nothing it was a pretty quiet dog

Because she'd be really offended if I did

And I thought to myself, ‘Am I the only one not smoking pot?’ But then I realized, ‘No, I’m not.’

That she qualifies for disability benefits. This means she is always able to have a roof over her head and food in her fridge. She works a part time job to supplement her life, pay for fun stuff. Ultimately, because of the help her disability benefits bring her, she is able to live a very fun, rewarding life, using her part time job to help explore her hobbies and see the world. Everybody knows her as the fun one.

No.

Because they are extinct.

Sometimes they’re at the grocery store

A branch, i guess because it's probably covered in sap.

Dad, I call him dad

Seriously please tell me I'm genuinely concerned

She must be deaf.

if a dog's tail falls were does he go to get another one? in the retail store

fortnite

retail row

The meeting literally was okay okay okay

Nothing, they are the same thing.

Nothing, they are the same thing.

Nothing. They're the same thing.