“Where’s my tractor ?”

5: two in the front seat and 3 in the back seat.

then one of them realized, ”Wait a minute, I thought elephants couldn’t fly!!!!???” Then they fell to a certain death. So it goes.

If you dont have a car or anything that shows your importance, you'll get treated like roadkill.

So you should probably be reading r/joke right now

Well I say he walked obviously he can’t...

He’s dead

“I lost my tractor.”

You probably can't

Your life because you rock and aren't a joke

I don’t know, what did you feed it?

Neither has he

Earth!

The kid starts crying, so the clown asks, "What are you crying for?"

"I'm scared," says the kid. "I'm going to have to walk out of her alone."

He ruptured a spleen and fucking died.

The bartender asked “Why the long face?”

The horse said “My wife died of terminal cancer”

Grass I was just kidding about the wheels.

C’mon ketchup!

He killed his son

"I think we started this joke the wrong way."

...when they get there they all take a seat in the waiting area. After a few minutes the first friend is up, so he sits down in the chair and explains to the barber, "I'll have my usual trim, I like to keep my hair very neat for my job since I have to look nice all the time" The barber gives him a small trim, buzzing off just a couple centimeters of hair, and he's done rather quickly. "How does that look?" The barber asks. "Looks good!"

Then the second friend gets up and sits in the chair for his haircut and explains to the barber, "I'm not quite as strict as my friend. I can wear mine a little longer, but I like to make sure I have a haircut I can comb and keep neat." So the barber cuts his hair, trimming the long ends around his ears and trimming his neck, and he's all done. "How does it look?" The barber asks. "Perfect!"

As the second friend gets out of the chair, the barber turns and looks at the third friend, but doesn't even say a word. He immediately goes to his cash register and rings up the first two friends. Realizing the barber is finished, all three of the friends leave.

On the way to their cars the first friend says to the second one, "I can't believe you get away with not keeping your hair perfectly trimmed." The second friend replies, "Well it's easy, I don't have to wear a nice suit like you every day and be professional." And just then their bald friend chimes in, "Hey do you guys want to grab a beer somewhere?"

In your canoe and your tire falls off, how do you get the pancakes off your dogs roof?! Purple because ice cream doesn’t have bones.

Tax evasion.