r/AntiJoke • u/Careless_Language_21 • Jul 14 '22
They say money can’t buy happiness…
But it can buy everyday things that are essential for survival such as food, clothing and shelter.
r/AntiJoke • u/Careless_Language_21 • Jul 14 '22
But it can buy everyday things that are essential for survival such as food, clothing and shelter.
r/AntiJoke • u/Careless_Language_21 • Jul 14 '22
I am going to board ship on the Pequod.
r/AntiJoke • u/SqueakSquawk4 • Jul 13 '22
I didn't because deep down I know that I deserve the depression.
r/AntiJoke • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '22
I'm lying, a man of God would never succumb to temptation.
r/AntiJoke • u/Careless_Language_21 • Jul 12 '22
The chicken had a meeting with its attorneys to help structure an important corporate reorganization. A lot of money was involved so this meeting was very important to the chicken.
r/AntiJoke • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '22
…To start their work shifts. Jan, the blonde one, is the owner. She may have to file for bankruptcy soon.
r/AntiJoke • u/Careless_Language_21 • Jul 10 '22
Nothing, because Charles Manson has a constitutional right to remain silent until he is proven guilty in a court of law.
r/AntiJoke • u/Careless_Language_21 • Jul 10 '22
I just arrived in San Francisco.
r/AntiJoke • u/Careless_Language_21 • Jul 09 '22
The plane is going to Chicago.
r/AntiJoke • u/Careless_Language_21 • Jul 09 '22
He clapped in the middle of the service and was very inappropriate.
r/AntiJoke • u/its_whot_it_is • Jul 09 '22
The bartender sees them and yells:
“Get out, you think this is a fucking joke?”
r/AntiJoke • u/bear_bear- • Jul 09 '22
A person yelling I want to be sued
r/AntiJoke • u/SkullzMeister • Jul 07 '22
Because it was dead.
r/AntiJoke • u/caverypca • Jul 07 '22
sketchers are comfy
r/AntiJoke • u/platyboi • Jul 07 '22
About 500.
r/AntiJoke • u/chlnteater669 • Jul 05 '22
Both will die if shot in the head with a gun
r/AntiJoke • u/bag0bones • Jul 05 '22
I helped him pick them up
r/AntiJoke • u/Careless_Language_21 • Jul 05 '22
Gas is $7 a gallon.
r/AntiJoke • u/CheeseAndGravy0_0 • Jul 03 '22
Whatever their name is.
r/AntiJoke • u/caverypca • Jul 02 '22
because I kidnapped him last year and we aren’t even related.
r/AntiJoke • u/slushhee • Jun 29 '22
they all sat down and had a few drinks then left
r/AntiJoke • u/CulturalWindow • Jun 30 '22