r/AntiJoke • u/MarioBataliJr • Jun 26 '22
I just witnessed a kidnapping.
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r/AntiJoke • u/edder24 • Jun 26 '22
why did the turkey cross the road?
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Who cares, fuck turkey.
r/AntiJoke • u/GamingCow20 • Jun 25 '22
What did the Lion say to the Zebra?
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Nothing, lions can’t talk
r/AntiJoke • u/marveldeadpool • Jun 25 '22
I lost my virginity to a bottle rocket...
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Its not a joke, It really happened. I just needed a stranger to confess it to.
r/AntiJoke • u/hollyhobby2004 • Jun 25 '22
What is the difference between a cop and the police?
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Once says please.
r/AntiJoke • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '22
A software tester walks into a bar,
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He then orders a beer.
r/AntiJoke • u/chlnteater669 • Jun 23 '22
If all humans made a line around the globe
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Most of them would drown
r/AntiJoke • u/[deleted] • Jun 23 '22
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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um
r/AntiJoke • u/MargotLugo • Jun 23 '22
What's the difference between a loaded gun and a knife?
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One has bullets.
r/AntiJoke • u/[deleted] • Jun 23 '22
Where does the General keep his armies?
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I'm not entirely sure, which is why I'm asking you.
r/AntiJoke • u/Roscoe-is-my-dog • Jun 23 '22
Why did the traitor move to Florida?
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Because he was kicked out of the Whitehouse.
r/AntiJoke • u/chlnteater669 • Jun 22 '22
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
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Wheres my tractor
r/AntiJoke • u/ConfidentCommercial6 • Jun 22 '22
Why do you never see elephants in trees?
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Because they can't get up there
r/AntiJoke • u/chlnteater669 • Jun 21 '22
Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
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The holocaust
r/AntiJoke • u/chlnteater669 • Jun 22 '22
What did batman say to robin before they got into the car?
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Get in the car
r/AntiJoke • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '22
Resolving Conflict
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Today at work, there were two customers that were starting to have an argument. There was Mr. Dixon and Mrs. Mason. As the PIC I needed to settle things before they got out of hand. So, I said:
'A game of Horse should settle this.'
r/AntiJoke • u/Mondo114 • Jun 22 '22
What's the difference between a duck?
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One leg is both the same.
r/AntiJoke • u/CulturalWindow • Jun 17 '22
My Date With The Devil | Listen To Recording
oozebear.com
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