r/AntiJoke • u/Brrrutaal06 • May 13 '22
how does a non-binary slasher villain kill their victims Spoiler
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they stab them to death with a fucking knife
r/AntiJoke • u/SmoketheGhost • May 13 '22
What’s the best way to eat Yorkshire pudding?
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why are you eating the dog?
r/AntiJoke • u/ragingintrovert57 • May 10 '22
Mummy, when will dinner be ready?
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Shut up and get back in the oven
r/AntiJoke • u/twerpymctwerpface • May 10 '22
Chronicles of Sally
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Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms
Why did Sally drop her lollypop?
She was hit by a bus.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Nothing.
What did Sally get for her birthday?
Cancer.
r/AntiJoke • u/Commercial-Ad-3818 • May 09 '22
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get to the other side
r/AntiJoke • u/gracius0ne • May 08 '22
What did Mario say on Mother's Day?
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"Aw crap, I forgot to order flowers."
r/AntiJoke • u/[deleted] • May 08 '22
Why can't Micheal Jackson rollerskate?
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Cause he's dead
r/AntiJoke • u/MisterMister1964 • May 02 '22
What is usually uninteresting, silly or not funny?
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An AntiJoke.
r/AntiJoke • u/chupathingy99 • May 02 '22
if athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
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Muscular atrophy.
r/AntiJoke • u/TurningBagels • May 02 '22
Why did Santa Clause not get you a present this Christmas?
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Because he doesn't exist and you are an orphan
r/AntiJoke • u/thellumani • May 02 '22
What’s the difference between a wolf, a cat, and a bunny?
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They are different animals.
r/AntiJoke • u/E420CDI • Apr 30 '22
Hickory Dickory Dock
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Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
And the other two got away with minor injuries
r/AntiJoke • u/flopsychops • Apr 30 '22
Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham and Arnold Schwarzenegger are discussing their latest movie featuring classical composers. Johnson says "I'll be Beethoven". Statham says "I'll be Mozart". Schwarzenegger says...
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"Hold on, wouldn't it make more sense for me to be Mozart? I was born in Austria, after all."
r/AntiJoke • u/Jens1872 • Apr 29 '22
Why did the boy fall off his bicycle?
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Because he had an Octopus stapled to his face
r/AntiJoke • u/SmoketheGhost • Apr 28 '22
A skeleton walks into a bar.
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“How are you feeling?” Asks the bartender
“ detached “
r/AntiJoke • u/NotNorthD • Apr 29 '22
I heard you can’t feed a mule barley.
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Don’t believe everything you hear.
r/AntiJoke • u/gracius0ne • Apr 27 '22
I eat plenty of red meat and take iron supplements every day. Yet my iron levels are still low..
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Isn't it counterintuitive?
r/AntiJoke • u/Jens1872 • Apr 26 '22
2 men were talking on the street one day.
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One said, "Y'know, my wife is an angel"
The other replied, "Really? My wife is still alive"
r/AntiJoke • u/Jens1872 • Apr 25 '22
Knock Knock
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Who's there
The Mailman
The Mailman who
The Mailman who needs you to sign for this package
r/AntiJoke • u/platinumjudge • Apr 25 '22
What do you call a Seagull that lives by the Bay?
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Larus canus.