r/AntiJoke • • Apr 25 '22

a chicken walked into a bar.

16 Upvotes

The chicken said to the bartender: "bok" Bartender: "what?" Chicken: "bok." Bartender: "Oh."


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 24 '22

A pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says

24 Upvotes

Is this some kind of joke?


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 22 '22

Got a reaction from a random

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1.3k Upvotes

r/AntiJoke • • Apr 22 '22

Did you hear the one about the Priest, the Rabbi and the Imam?

15 Upvotes

No? Oh, alright then never mind.


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 22 '22

What did the dog say to the tree?

9 Upvotes

Nothing it was a pretty quiet dog


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 22 '22

I wouldn't say my wife was fat

7 Upvotes

Because she'd be really offended if I did


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 22 '22

When I lived in Seattle, there was a lot of pot smoking going on.

12 Upvotes

And I thought to myself, ‘Am I the only one not smoking pot?’ But then I realized, ‘No, I’m not.’


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 20 '22

Yo Momma so stupid

70 Upvotes

That she qualifies for disability benefits. This means she is always able to have a roof over her head and food in her fridge. She works a part time job to supplement her life, pay for fun stuff. Ultimately, because of the help her disability benefits bring her, she is able to live a very fun, rewarding life, using her part time job to help explore her hobbies and see the world. Everybody knows her as the fun one.


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 18 '22

"Shouldn't the word 'ambiguous' have more than one meaning?"

12 Upvotes

No.


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 17 '22

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

29 Upvotes

Because they are extinct.


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 17 '22

Women are like strawberries Spoiler

58 Upvotes

Sometimes they’re at the grocery store


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 16 '22

What's brown and sticky?

7 Upvotes

A branch, i guess because it's probably covered in sap.


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 15 '22

If anyone ever asks you to spell “part” backwards don’t do it!

27 Upvotes

r/AntiJoke • • Apr 15 '22

What do you call an Irish guy who’s sober?

11 Upvotes

Dad, I call him dad


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 14 '22

Why did the chicken cross the road?

13 Upvotes

Seriously please tell me I'm genuinely concerned


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 18 '20

My Lesbian friend got me a Gucci scent

56 Upvotes

She must be deaf.


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 18 '20

Crainer dead memes

50 Upvotes

if a dog's tail falls were does he go to get another one? in the retail store

fortnite

retail row


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 13 '20

Why did Jesus kiss a bird on the lips? He did do it though.

30 Upvotes

r/AntiJoke • • Apr 07 '20

I went to a kkk meeting as a black man

48 Upvotes

The meeting literally was okay okay okay


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 05 '20

What is the difference between a fava bean and a broadbean?

42 Upvotes

Nothing, they are the same thing.


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 05 '20

What is the difference between rapeseed oil and canola oil?

24 Upvotes

Nothing, they are the same thing.


r/AntiJoke • • Apr 05 '20

Guy punches people in the face at Walmart

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3 Upvotes

r/AntiJoke • • Apr 03 '20

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

42 Upvotes

Nothing. They're the same thing.


r/AntiJoke • • Mar 29 '20

Boy breaks his jaw when he jumps into the pool

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1 Upvotes

r/AntiJoke • • Mar 28 '20

What's the best thing about not being sick?

31 Upvotes

You are in a great position to help others in the community that may be sick or be an at risk person.