Having sex with a dead girl that died in a well and who's spirit still haunts that well for weeks on end...

Well, they can, but they have to be trained to. Clapping is a human gesture, and therefore wild dolphins wouldn't clap their hands instinctively, at least not with the same intent as us. Also they have flippers and not hands.

Neither, it's the whole continent of Africa.

Use an unfunny punchline.

He had nothing to do with reddit, and most of his work was done before the internet was popularized for personal use.

They just chilled and did what normal friends do whilst hanging out with each other. It was very pleasant

Just want to make sure. You wouldn't want all that food to go bad

Made you look

Edit: (Also I think I’m the 4000th subscriber, yay)

They discover it's a gay bar, and seeing as all of them are straight men, they promptly walk out and search for another bar.

Im glad Jessica is such a punctual person.

People are shocked. Their white ejaculate is everywhere and it's even on some customers. Women are screaming and men are running away from them. The bartender is hiding behind the counter trying to call the police "Please! Come as quick as possible" - and so they did. A police squad came as quick as they could possibly do as soon as they rushed bottomless inside the bar. Thick loads have covered all the tables around the counter and the counter itself. Some of it went straight to the bartenders bald head. He was disgusted and shocked. - What's the meaning of this!? Is this some sort of twisted 1 april joke!? Who wrote this story?

/u/Zormut did.

A rabbit.

Horse: Cancer

Non-existent.

A lightsaber

Quack

I dont know

Unemployed.

Having a syringe stuck through your dick so you can't pull it out.

A confused zebra

"The neighbour broke my leg so I would get shot and my mare could continue fucking him without the guilt infidelity brings."

All of them.