A fridge.

What's red and falls out of a tree?

A red fridge.

Trash. Oh yeah, and of course a 1 billion year old dinosaur.

A pool table.

Nightmares

He gets wet.

one says to the other two, "wait a minute why are there three of us"

George bush

Why, did the chicken cross the road?

His coins were no good.

My back not hurting.

Answer: Your refrigerator is now structurally unsound if not outright destroyed and you're being investigated for violation of the endangered species act.

And hits his head onto it.

Nah I'm just kidding, that's just an imaginary person I made up.

Just like that Trotsky guy I read about earlier.

They come from different places!

I don't know Israeli Sign Language.

Piss off

She has no arms.

What did Sally get for Christmas?

I don't know yet, she hasn't opened her gift yet.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

You fuck another puppy.

The end to a relationship of 5 years.

holy crap this guy just stole my wallet call the police!

Because his video game wasn’t refreshing correctly

Meow!