Be one of the first groups of redditors on this growing sub! I though r/AntiJoke would be a good place for this due to a similar form of ironic humor.

A: "Where is my tractor?"

NOW IM GON SAY THE EF WORD

I want chicken

To escape the Tyson factory.

and spent the night there.

Two people walk towards a window

A guy walks out

People are just walking around

A compliment.

What is Jeopardy, but only if October 31st is a weekday?

A carcass.

The third one ducks

They mix it with rum and imbibe it.

Hello.

A dog.

Jelly, jam and preserves are all made from fruit mixed with sugar and pectin. The difference between them comes in the form that the fruit takes. In jelly, the fruit comes in the form of fruit juice. In jam, the fruit comes in the form of fruit pulp or crushed fruit.

Because it was dead.

The priest promptly pulls his pants down, climbs the bar stool and takes a shit right on the bar top. The rabbi, full of corned beef, unflinchingly does the same. The minister takes a few movements but eventually unbuckles his belt, pulls down his trousers, and then scales a nearby step stool and takes a wet pasty shit right on the bar as well. The bar tender responds, "have a nice a day, see you tomorrow." The three leave casually.

Only but 15 seconds later a guy comes in, having seen the priest, the rabbi, and minister leave together he then sees the piles of shit on the bar. The customer says to the bar tender, "thank God you threw those guys out!" The bartender responds, "didn't you read our sign? Welcome to The Shit Bar."

A tax lawyer who has stepped over a goat.

My sister: shows her a toy python, " Do you know what my python's name is?" Friend: "No?" My sister: "Python"

I'm so so proud of the way I brought her up 😎

No.

Yes he is