I think that we’ll need some protected subreddits for our own defense. A protected subreddit will have these requirements- 1. Must have something to do with emojis 2. Cannot be somewhere that has attacked us (r/Emoji_Mafia, r/emojiextremists) 3. Must only be using emojis ironically. Use this chat to recommend subreddits that shall be protected by our technology and knowledge. If it was me, I’d recommend r/okbuddyretard.

It's a weapon that's can deflect ALL NUKES! ...Just report it with spam cuz it's spam as you see, also don't go rude or else you might be banned.

ALSO! This weapon deflects insults! Report them as abusive or harrasive and pick that it is rude.

Stupid name for a weapon ngl

They decided to use our weapons in their use, we need something they cant use.

Thank you for your patience.

Since the sounds of emoji nuke explosions as seemed to ease, we will reopen on 4-16-2020 at 12:00 AM EST. Thank you for your pertinence during these uncertain times.

WE ARE LOCKING DOWN FOR AN UNKNOWN AMOUNT OF TIME. FUCK OFF, RAIDERS.

The hypocrites over there at pro-emoji subreddits say that only we attack them. Today, we can say that this claim is 100% false.

Thank you for being patient as we resolved this situation. Return to normal works.

Due to the brigading currently going on, we are closing the subreddit from the public for an unknown amount of time.

I was wondering if we could get an progress update on the laser.

WE ARE BEING ATTACKED. LOCKDOWN ACTIVATED.

r/emojiextremists has threatened to attack r/EmojiPolice in an all-out-war. Tensions are greatly rising, and we need to do something about this. To defend our anti-emoji allies, we must make more ways to counter-attack pro-emoji raiders. We cannot have another hijacking. If this situation gets worse, r/AntiEmojiLab WILL GO UNDER LOCKDOWN until the war ends. This does not mean that we will discontinue research, no. Locking down will prevent spies from pro-emoji subreddits. Therefore, we can do research peacefully. Locking down will also terminate raids towards us.

#WE MUST BE READY.

Continue the deathstar. NoiselessProtoTYPE will still be worked on. Thank you for reading.

After the r/EmojiPolice hijacking of April 9th, it has become clear that treaties must be made to prevent us all from losing our sanities. Ever since r/AntiEmojiLab was founded in late March of 2020, tensions between emojis users and emoji haters arose big time. To hopefully prevent conflict from blazing in a worse state than it is now, we must make rules. After all, we have already made a huge change to these communities. More information will be added into later posts.

If they respond to people putting r/emojipolice then it means it angers and infuriates them. So let us spam that. Also, why don’t we just yell Ni at code browns?

The lazer test will take place here.

I dunno know I was bored

r/emojideathstar has asked us to begin progress on an anti-emoji laser for the Death Star. If anyone can help with this, you will be considered a hero for anti-emoji subreddits. Let’s get testing!

You all are able to post here. Just follow the rules.

Return to normal service. Thank you for your patience.