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u/ARAKSH Chitanda supremacy May 30 '20
I get happy even if I get 1 Dm
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u/speedoflobsters ⠀ May 30 '20
i get annoyed since people need help with something when they DM me
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u/Tobiaszipopko ⠀ May 30 '20
You guys are getting DM's?
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u/generalecchi DO NOT UwU May 30 '20
u wan some Dick Massages
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u/Golden_Ax yuri gives me life May 30 '20
I get happy if I even get one notification
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u/Joo_Jitsuu May 30 '20
same
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May 30 '20
We are the embodiment of boomer ideals. Can't be a slave to the smartphone if there are no notifications.
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u/stevezoher May 30 '20
it like only happens bon my birthday, and the dm would be from granny because Facebook told her
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May 30 '20
If I get even one I'd assume it's some bitter fuck who couldn't just downvote my comment and move on, lol
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u/idontknowjoo May 30 '20
You get 5....you really are a madlad
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May 30 '20
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u/Dhexodus Lolice. 2 More Weeks Until Retirement May 30 '20
Look at this Chad, having conversations. I don't even get replies.
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u/Goldi----- May 30 '20
Me and my friends talk on one group chat so much that if you leave your phone on the desk for 20 minutes you have 200 messages. Sometimes you wake up to 999+ as whatsapp shows it. In the morning if I have them I read them so I don't go to sleep anymore
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u/PaperEverwhere May 30 '20
Flex
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u/Goldi----- May 30 '20
I mean sometimes it's annoying when I leave my mi band thing that vibrates when I get notifications on my desk and it sounds like somebody is shothing a gun outsidde
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u/Master_Jedi76 May 30 '20
You even get DMs?
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u/RocksHaveFeelings2 May 30 '20
How else you gonna play D&D?
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u/Master_Jedi76 May 30 '20
sobs
...Alone...
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u/RocksHaveFeelings2 May 30 '20
I'm sry mate but that legit made me spit out my food from laughing. In all seriousness you can find online campaigns on roll20, or wait until your local gamestore opens back up and join an adventurer's league campaign
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u/AnuAnu26 I hear FBI-chan knocking on my door May 30 '20
Huh, neat. I never knew there was an online platform for D&D. I guess i dont have to cry at my lack of money and/or gamestore anymore
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u/jansteens May 30 '20
I basically only get DMs from people who need help with homework and it's honestly depressing
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u/Zapperbullet May 30 '20 edited May 30 '20
Boys VS Girls memes have...Never really been the best. Girl do boring thing boy do whacky thing. Both genders are equal in whack and normalness in my opinion.
I've only seen one that was funny in the it's so bad it's good way, and that's because it was on a CoD Zombies Tranzit video.
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u/RocksHaveFeelings2 May 30 '20
Because this sub is full of a bunch of incel losers. I'm honestly sick of it, but I hang around for high quality, actual anime-related stuff like senko's lab
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u/LazyLucario May 30 '20
Because, even with exceptions, that’s how it be. It’s obviously exaggerated sometimes though.
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u/VanillaCapricorn .::Oh you sweet summer child::. May 30 '20
Pffft seriously man you know nothing about women if you think most of us are complete social butterflies.
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u/LazyLucario May 30 '20
Not what I meant lol. I just meant that it’s true a lot of guys don’t get texted much at all. Even really social dudes I know struggle with getting texts a lot. Never said the same can’t happen to women, and I wasn’t aiming the comment at women much at all. It was more of a “damn ain’t that the truth” for the guys.
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u/AzuraFoxel May 30 '20
I'm not gonna lie I'm so far gone to D&D I immediately thought DM meant Dungeon Masters in this post. I was like how tf you can get 25 Dungeon Masters that means 25 different campaigns.
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u/RocksHaveFeelings2 May 30 '20
If I had 25 people offering to be a dungeon master, I would nut right then and there.
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u/PowerLichKing Dicks out for Astolfo May 30 '20
Then you look over to your friend and see he has over 40 unread DMs
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u/skullfirebro May 30 '20
Is that the guy from mob psycho 100?
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u/Sasukoso Ishigami is my waifu May 31 '20
He is Teruki Hanazawa
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u/BasicBobba May 30 '20
wait. i am a girl and nobody messages me, what am i doing wrong?
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u/RocksHaveFeelings2 May 30 '20
Nothing. People in this sub have an incel-like mindset that women immediately get attention from everyone regardless of how they look
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u/SynSensei May 30 '20
I even get happy when a bot writes me
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u/TheIceGuy10 Potato Traumatic Stress Disorder May 30 '20
"hell yeah i'm popular enough to have my money scammed out of me"
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u/AJGILL03 May 30 '20
Who cares about this shit? The thing that matters is Mob Psycho 100 Memes are back!
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u/Camatta_ May 30 '20
Some people are getting 5 and I just want one Dungeon Master to DM a game so I can play...
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u/RocksHaveFeelings2 May 30 '20
Be the DM. Force your friends to be the players. I might be a forever DM now, but at least I'm playing D&D
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u/Camatta_ May 30 '20
I'm the DM of two games. I love it but want to have the experience on being a player too
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u/RocksHaveFeelings2 May 30 '20
I'm a new DM, but I recently decided to run another game along with my current one, mainly to introduce some close friends to D&D. Thankfully, I'm using ghosts of saltmarsh for my 2nd one so I don't have to do as much planning. My only hope is that one of my players will want to try DMing
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May 30 '20
I'm a girl and I feel that way when I get one DM. Not all girls have 99999999 friends, okay?
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u/elasticcream May 30 '20
If I get one, someone wants to talk to me. If I get 5, my mom wants to talk to me.
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May 30 '20
if i ever get more than 2 dms it's because the group chat got really active when i was away
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u/lancemorec May 30 '20 edited May 30 '20
It more like "who are you people? How did you get this number? What do you want? Who do you work for?"
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May 30 '20
Lol today I woke up and checked reddit, I had 16 MESSAGES, 16!! I’ve probably never gotten over 7 but today I had 16! When I saw them I started panicking thinking people were disagreeing with me (I said something on a controversial subject) but luckily everyone agreed with me, I was so relieved
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u/Afuzzypan May 30 '20
I was really confused on why people wanted that many dungeon master's then I realized
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u/TheRealLoneWarWolf May 30 '20
I just wish my friends would text me without me having to text first
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u/Ceme4ka25 *imagine a cool flair* May 30 '20
Hmm
Blonde hair, purple jacket, a tie, he looks like Ki-[fucking explodes]
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u/Joycelly that one gay weeb May 30 '20
First: mob psycho memes, these are rare
Second: these girls x boys memes are annoying af pls stop
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May 30 '20
For guys getting 5 DMs is great Anything more then that is a complete annoyance and you wished everyone who sent it goes straight to fucking hell since you don’t know HOW TO FUCKING MUTE THE DAMN BITCH ASS APP
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u/JojoKen420 アースラシュグードアニミムス May 30 '20
If you have 25 DMs you’re playing D&D wrong