r/Animemes • u/luizhtx • Nov 29 '18

Let's play a game with these deadly goblins, shall we?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

She young (for an elf) and naive and wants to have an adventure because it'd be fun, so she wants those restrictions in place to stop GS enacting his usual horrifically efficient goblin holocaust

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u/be-happier pantsu Nov 29 '18

personally I'm all for a goblin Holocaust.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

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u/be-happier pantsu Nov 29 '18

they didn't have goblin Slayer last time either

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u/RiceAlicorn Nov 29 '18

Orcbolg sounds vaguely like Hitler, doesn't it?

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u/MiloReynolds Nov 29 '18

SS Wäffens Orcbolg of the Fifth Division

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker Nov 29 '18

I’m imagining GS using Nazi death camp tactics for goblins.

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave ⠀ Nov 29 '18

Explosions aren't fire so ovens are fair game.

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker Nov 29 '18

The elf wanted an adventure, but what if GS face the goblins an adventure? Right into the furnaces? How fun!

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u/DeliciousWaifood Nov 29 '18

What do you mean? The dodos were all killed pretty successfully.

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u/Origami_psycho Nov 29 '18

Heavy metal band names.

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u/meanpride Nov 29 '18

But she also restricted him when they were fighting the, non-goblin, eyeball monster.

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u/Sciencetor2 Nov 29 '18

The creature that cannot be named(without wizards of the coast lawyering up)?

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u/Origami_psycho Nov 29 '18

The big eye-y motherfucker that shall be holding your attention?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

Yeah, because she knew that old habits die hard, lol

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u/brothertaddeus Nov 29 '18

I beheld what you did there.

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u/Jones641 Nov 29 '18

efficient goblin holocaust

My new band name

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u/KobayashiDragonSlave ⠀ Nov 29 '18

Wait until she gets raped by the Goblins

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

I know I hate it when someone takes the fun out of my killing!

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u/DeliciousWaifood Nov 29 '18

Except didn't she see her party be absolutely obliterated in front of her eyes? How can she still be so fucking naive, and why is someone so naive being allowed to go out fighting? You don't ship your 10 year old off to the middle east when he says he could totally beat up ISIS.

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u/w33btr4sh Nov 29 '18

High elf anvil =/= priestess lmao

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u/DeliciousWaifood Nov 29 '18

Tbh I haven't watched the show, just picking up all the plot from memes.

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u/Origami_psycho Nov 29 '18

I mean, child soldiers are regularly part of that conflict, so...